“God, you’re so handsome
Take me to the Hamptons
Bugatti Veyron
He loves to romance ’em,
Reckless abandon,
Holdin’ me for ransom,
Upper echelon…” – national anthem, lana del rey.

i love good looking wolves and even better looking cars.
besides a range rover,
maserati,
and lamborghini gallardo,
one of my favorite cars is the bugatti veyron.

it got to the point i have random pictures of it as my desktop wallpaper.
in order for you to even own a bugatti,
you need to have bank.
i affirm i will own it one day.
(amen!)
well kerry rhodes must have it like that
because he woke up in one yesterday…

Continue reading “I Wonder What Kerry Rhodes Stick Shift Feelin’ Like?” →

who knew wendy williams would be #teamkerry?
back on the radio,
wendy williams use to out people left and right.
i guess things have changed now that she is getting that television check.
anyway she had things to say about this kerry and peanut scandal…

Continue reading “Wendy Williams Cracks Peanut’s Face” →

yup.
you read the title right.
now take it with a grain of salt.
this is coming from a “source” who spoke to baller alert.
i don’t do sources.
i could pretend to be a source and send an email.
it’s that easy.
either way,
allegedly he’s supposed to be marrying her.

damage control?
the “complexion for protection”.
how convenient.
can she save kerry?
nope.
if this is true,
i’m about to take kerry though a segment in the foxhole:

“how to save a baller wolf’s ass in a scandal”

kerry.
his people.
“the source”.
read this now…

Continue reading “Allegedly, Kerry Rhodes Is Getting Married (Kerry Get In Here)” →

my poor kerry decided to update his instagram today…

Continue reading “Kerry Rhodes Shows Us A Little Something…” →

he still trying to fight this?
he is getting tired because he’s losing.
no one likes him.
#teamkerryrhodes.
this little peanut possum doesn’t know when to leave well enough alone.
this time he does a video interview with wwtdd….

Continue reading “Messy Queen War: The Cracked Peanut Strikes Back… Again.” →

i couldn’t sleep last night.
tossed and turned.
i let this “kerry rhodes/the roasted peanut” get to me.
filled with anger and sadness,
every time i closed my eyes,
i was awakened with a nightmare.
today i’m exhausted.
in life,
we meet people who try to befriend us,
or even love us.
what happens when it turns out to be all a lie?
they use those moments,
the ones we thought we shared of happiness and good times,
to fan the flames of a scandal?
laying in bed,
lights on at 3am,
i couldn’t help but wonder…

Was it all a lie?

Continue reading “Tweaked-Out, Fucked-Out Bitter Stunt Queen” →