He Said, She Said, They Said, We All Said.

tumblr_static_tumblr_static__1280there was a vixen i use to know.
how we became cool was actually a funny story.
so we met at a retail job i worked at couple years ago…
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Started From Sober Now I’m Tipsy

tumblr_mvyx5wguxG1sssqw0o1_500i didn’t think i was gonna get up today.
i been in an out of sleep all day.

so thursday i received a text from a wolfie friend of mine.
he was telling me how much he appreciated that thing i did for him…
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Picture Unperfect

tumblr_static_tumblr_mfefzorj8p1rvrrl3o1_500yup.
if this wasn’t a sign from god…
so i got an email yesterday saying every department will be taking a picture.
we all needed to come dressed nice.
the picture would go on the company’s internal website.
i guess so people will know who works in what department.
okay cool.
today i decided to rock…
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You Gotta Give Me Some Credit For Putting Up With The BS

Mountain+Range+and+Old+Fence+WaLp+TWit has been OD busy as my job.
sometimes i be feelin’ like cinder-fella.
i have a ton of work that needs to be done by next week.
of course,
since they think i’m good at what i do,
i’m getting the bulk of it.
yay?
today had its bad and its good moments to be honest,
bad being i wanted to walk the fuck out,
but god threw me a blessing that sat my ass down…
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Bend Me Over, Spread The Cheeks, and Hand It All Over (Lube At Least?)

sunscreen-pills-537x402well i did it.
i was ignoring it real heavy,
but i had to do it.
i got a nice email from my boss earlier today saying:

“deadline for health insurance ends tomorrow.
needs to be filled out NOW,
or wait until next year blah blah blah blah…”

so as i kicked and screamed on the way to being raped,
i’m legit vex that…
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My Alliances Are Bigger Than Yours (Liar Liar)

Screen Shot 2014-10-30 at 7.05.50 PM“you aren’t planning on leaving us,
are you?”

that was the call i got this afternoon.
i kinda started a wild fire,
but its also burning down and revealing just how appreciated i am.
i’m seeing that:

important people to cosign the fuck out my life.

something i always fought hard to achieve.
so another assistant i work with called me…
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