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This Is What I Look Like Without Makeup

i saw ^this vixen before.
it was like a couple months ago online.
her name is victoria katei,
an “beauty guru” attentionista,
and she was part of some “meme” tweet.
she took 50 pictures,
all of which looked amazing,
and she didn’t like any.
she is very photogenic.
the person who commented said “i wish i had those issues”.
we all know that struggle.
you spend an hour doing a photo shoot and one/two gets chosen.
#firstworldproblems
well,
the internet is at it once again.
in this social media world where perfectionism is often required,
any kind of flaw puts you at risk for technological siberia.
victoria’s real face,
the one without makeup,
was thrown up for the world to see.
the hyenas and jackals ate well because of it via “the daily mail”…
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P!nk Apologies For Stupidity of the Whites In Charlottesville

i love p!nk.
i love her “outspoken” attitude and her music collection.
her “can’t take me home” and “i’m not dead” are my favs.
“who knew”,
“try”,
and “sober”…
omg.
her music has helped me throughout the years.
ironically,
i was listening to her debut the other day.
i love this song:
…and can listen to it on repeat all day.
they don’t make a lot of music like ^that anymore.
so p!nk decided to speak out about charlottesville on her ig.
she fonted this…
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They’re Some (Straight) Up Killers Lurking On Hook Up Apps Now

ya know,
ima stop telling the foxhole to go on hook up apps.
they moving real funny and i want ya’ll safe.
so we have another story of jackals lurking and luring victims to their deaths.
this time,
it’s two killer cousins from houston via the daily mail…
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That Time They Wanted To Live Their Glory Days As Pre-Baller Wolves

sometimes we miss our callings.
this following story an f-bi sent me proves just that.
so two jackals were upset over a messed up food order.
instead of talking to the manager,
or walking they fuck out,
they decided to do an impromptu audition for:
NEW YAWK’S WASHED UP PRE BALLER WOLVES
the ny daily news has more on this nonsense…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (70)
so you would think a gay pride would bring folks together.
oh,
who am i fooling?
the straights can’t even come together without a surprise boxing match either.
well this time,
the gay jackals for philly pride decided to give us a show…
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Character and Other Dishonest Things To Look Out For

character.
they say your character is who you really are.
you can change your personality,
but your character will stay with you until you die.
so that means if you’re a:
liar
cheater
thief
sex addict
killer
rapist
pedophile
…then those traits ain’t going nowhere.
that is interesting to me.
so what are all these self help books for?
to just change your personality?
or with hard work and dedication…
Can you actually change your character flaws?
hmm…
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