ill font it again.
jeff loagz has “big dick energy.
even if he doesn’t have a big dick,
not that i’d know,
he gives off that confidence based on his ig.

he likes to travel,
minds his business,
stays out of scandal,
doesn’t talk too much,
works on his brand,
and isn’t trying hard to compete.
he also doesn’t have an “onlyfans” either.
i think that is sexy af.
he recently posted this video…
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paris hilton is one of the pioneer attentionistas of reality tv.
she is legit one of the founding members.
the kardashians,
and everyone who is relevant because of trash tv,
should always bow down since she paved the way.
these days,
paris lives a very lowkey life from her past.
i read a gq article with her today,
and in a twist of fate,
actually found myself agreeing with her.
they asked her about her thoughts on this new social media world.
this is the question she was asked:

alex wilright.
he is one of the sexiest personal training wolves on ig.
he literally looks like a wolf in the face to me.
that jawline >>>>
well alex is my “hump day wolf” due to that tail of his…
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i was trying to think back if i’ve ever met a rude celebrity.
i’ve seen rude in action (keri hilson),
but i’ve never had any be outright nasty to me.

1. i don’t play that shit
2. i give celebs space

even if on the inside i’m like “holy shit!”,
i make sure to keep it together.
i’ve been lucky to have really pleasant experiences thus far.
well someone on instagram had a lot to font about ej johnson.
a user by the name of @the_untamed_socialite posted this…

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so who the hell is boonk gang?
and why does it look like the joker went in on face?
well i never heard of him,
but i am hearing about his ratchet ways.
boonk gang is the talk of the forests for his ig stories.
this is what he recently put on it…
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trouble in hood paradise already?
no!
never!
i have high hopes for cardi b and offset.
you know they are #relationshipgoals for some of us.
by us,
i mean some of you.
i mean they just had their baby shower in atlanta.
it was titled “a bx fairy tale”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIDctp0Hevg

…but “the jasmine brand” caught a ig story cardi posted,
but end up deleting…
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