we want people to be themselves,
but then get mad when they’re doing so.
which is it?
i didn’t “get” cardi before,
but you can never say she doesn’t give her true self.
so when i saw her flippin’ TF out over what someone said about her daughter,
kulture,
on her ig stories…

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joshua benoit.
that hunk of meat is one of marvin bienaime’s best models.
he is known for taking off his shirt,
but he wants to be known for something else too.

A singing wolf

that’s right.
joshua is an aspiring singer.
for his debut song and video,
he decided to tackle d’angelo’s iconic and sexuality questioning,
“untitled (how does it feel)”.

okay foxhole,
don’t start judging yet.
let’s take a look at his version and then we’ll font…

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some folks don’t have much pride.
they’ll do all kinds of dumb shit,
but when they hurt someone else,
they want to do the most outrageous for forgiveness.
that should always be your first clue to run tf away.
that is the story of gambimi,
a british-congolese attentionisto who fucked up with his ex-vixen.
he posted this on ig:

and then this video.
foxhole,
i’m warning you now.
there is some serious cringe below the break…

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so i’m vex.
i don’t know if i should blame instagram or jackals.
i’ll admit that i like looking at marvin bienaime’s work.
even though he thinks i’m the bane of his existence,
i try not to hold grudges like others do.
my career is to present the news to the foxhole,
whether it’s good or bad.
folks won’t like it and that’s perfectly fine.
marvin has had his alleged stories on here but…

He does brings the heats with the meats

^see charlie up above.
a fan fav on both his socials and the foxhole.
well a vix-bi alerted me while i was on break yesterday that…

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the truth can set you free.
it’s true.
sometimes,
you have to face your demons in order to be at peace.
i haven’t seen malik from “the game“,
played by hosea chanchez,
in a minute.
weird enough,
i thought about him randomly the other day.
he wrote a very transparent entry on his ig about being molested today.
this is what he had to font…

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sam smith certainly is different now from his debut.
how ironic i was scrolling on twitter this morning and came across this video:

i haven’t been keeping up with sam as of late,
but compared to his past songs,
i hated this one.
last songs i heard from him was “pray” and “baby, you make me crazy“.
i’m way behind.
sorry,
my music has gotten real ratchet as of late.
i mean he can’t always sing about heartbreak and emotional destruction.
well he posted this on his ig and well…
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