5 Miles Into Happy

why must we do things we don’t like doing?
i had to ask myself that today on the way home.
why do we do that shit?
it’s a huge waste of time.
our parents were wrong in teaching us that.

“You gotta do things you don’t like in order to make it.”

do we,
really?
so:

we fuck folks we don’t like…
but we need to get a nut.

we live in forests we don’t like…
but it keeps a roof over our heads.

we befriend others we don’t like…
just so we can talk about all the dumb shit they do.

we stick at jobs we don’t like…
because it’s all about the money.

well i’m at my last fuck to give with that shit.
i left that job today…

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King Agu Likes A Good Facial

so i still haven’t watched “invite only cabo”.
eh.
i have been lowkey checking out king agu tho.
i really like his energy.
he had a ig story that i watched earlier…
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Chidi Has Pointy Nipples

i always look at his pecs,
but chidi’s nipples are always on “it’s cold out”.
something i’ve noticed with him…
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Jon Moody Makes Iconic Moves

i love jon moody as an artist and a wolf.
he comes off very genuine.
he truly has a gift when it comes to painting.
he is also fine af too.
his artwork has been featured on shows like “empire” and “star”.
well he just landed a major partnership and shared the video on his ig…
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Aunt Mary Gon’ Cry At The End of Every Month

well i’m baffled.
it looks like kendu,
aunt mary’s “hyena of a ex husband”,
is about to be on a nice vacation.
auntie has to pay him spousal support.
guess who much she has to pay him via tmz
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RIP James Hardy

true story,
but i legit thought about him the other day.
i have this strange thing that when someone randomly crosses my mind,
i’m going to see them pretty soon.
well i didn’t think i’d see ex nfl baller wolf,
james hardy,
like this!
everyone say goodbye to james…
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