the other morning,
well the morning i first started the temp job,
i was early af and the mta decided to play me.

“There is train traffic ahead of us”

it had us stuck in a tunnel for about 15 minutes.
by that point,
my anxiety started to get the best of me.
it wasn’t the type of train we could walk between cars.
it felt like i was in a packed steel box.
i had to turn on the “brilliant idiots” podcast to keep me focused.
thank God for charlamagne and andrew.
so i’m surprised no one sued yet with this following story.
the “f” train in new yawk stalls in a tunnel,
the lights shut off,
the a/c goes out,
and panic ensues.
sounds like a horror movie.
well this is the story via the ny times…
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i guess this gives new meaning to:

DRINK HIS BATH WATER

i can watch ramses principe work out all day…
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i find the following funny.
this is why i tell everyone relax when dirt is being thrown on you.
don’t engage in the nonsense.
karma will handle it.
the tables do turn and all come to light eventually.
remember when toya carter and tamar braxton were thick as thieves?
remember when that whole atl posse ganged together for k michelle?
they picked toya’s side because of all the alleged lies memphitz said about k.
that same memphitz that ultimately showed his true tail to toya.
well ain’t it funny…
so tamar decided to dedicate a post to tiny and t.i. on some randomness.
she mentioned toya within the paragraph.
this is what she put on her ig…
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you know it’s bad when i hit two of my fav foxholers up with a full rant.
before i go into full complaining,
i think i’ve fallen for two snow wolves today.
my heart beats!
how low have i gone emotionally?
sheesh.
we will get into them later.
so this temp job today…
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he is cute,
right?
well what if i told you he was a boxer wolf?
mmm.
interested?
aight…
aight…
what if i told you he would probably fuck you stupid…
…but for a place to stay?

Oh,
he ugly af now?

well his name is sheldon payne.
he was put on a kinda blast by kimya d hicks.
this is what she put on her facebook for the world to see…
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a place where the straights aren’t wanted?
no,
it’s not grindr or jack’d.
a mayor in southern california,
who happens to be republican of all things,
wants to make his city great again.
how?
have all “the gays” and asians move over there.
an f-bi sent me the story via the huffington post…
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