oh mike…
so we all have a story.
it’s up to us if we want to share it with others.
everyone meet mike (the trainer) again.
i wrote about him ( x before ).
well for those who didn’t know,
mike was horribly burned a couple years ago.
it caused him to step away from social media for a while.
a f-bi sent me mike’s ig post about his accident and well…
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texas foxhole…
i am praying for ya’ll,
like,
super heavy.
hurricane harvey is on a mission to fuck shit up.
your president wanted to wish ya’ll well…
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i love the foxhole.
you guys bring me back such nice treats.
so as you know,
i posted about ( x deon long ) the other day.
he has potential.
well a f-bi sent me the his alleged pipe leakage for review…
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my parents never taught me about sex.
i learned about it through my friends fuckin’,
sex scenes in movies,
and seeing through the static on the “spice” channel.
i learned about sexuality through my own desires and the internet.
i never was taught anything about the trans community.
it wasn’t a “big thing” like it is now.
i’d like to think parents want to teach their cubs about stuff like this.
what if a teacher decided it was their duty to do it?
well this happens to be a true story,
and of course,
it has parents at this one school in sacremento, california VEX af!
this the story via sacremento cbs local news…
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i saw a tweet thread today that had me laughing so loud:

for anyone on the corporate america ship,
or any professional situation,
there is a certain email language you have to use.
you can’t be responding with all the rah rah.
i know you want to,
but please don’t.
there is a lot of passive aggressive clapbackingtons.
whether it is from:

your boss
the bitch a few cubicles over
someone in a totally different department

even in industry.
the “paper trail” will keep you from getting caught up.
you have to learn how to successful font to ace it tho.
it took me a while,
but i’m a beast with my work emails.
i’m always down for a dumb ass to try it.
so i’m here to show the foxhole how to use certain phrases.
i use most of these from time to time….

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i’m sure being an assistant to a baller wolf is different from one in corporate.
i learned most of my skills being one in a corporate setting.
all of that rubbed off on this new job position tho.
so my new supervisor sneaked up on me today……

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