randy bowden jr had the best “sauna” videos i’ve seen.
he would take video clips,
fresh off from working out,
in nothing but a towel.
  his bawdy…
oh,
his bawdy…

so randy has been on his modelling hustle for a while.
i am a lowkey lurker in his forest.
 randy will be coming to your tv screens in october.
how?
well…
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so i saw ^that following tweet this morning and felt triggered,
but then i realized something.
so as you know,
a majority of straight wolves get on the internet to show their tails.
literally.
tails.
dicks.
a x-ray of their insides.
they’ll be naked as they were born in hopes for gifts and cash prizes.
so naturally,
the gays will be drawn to that.
some of us may throw money like a stripper on a pole,
but then it’s really common sense:

Gays are just paying for their fantasy

their own personal idea of what they’re attracted to,
just as the regular straights to these hoes who don’t want them.
so check it…

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so i fonted that i was gonna make a cash app.
it’ll be easier to send donations and tips.
this is the cash app for the foxhole…
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so i saw that beef with the porn stars play out on twitter yesterday.
i don’t know wtf they were even arguing about.
it was “pussy” this and “sis” that..
i dunno…
either way,
i saw a very intelligent tweet come from another porn star,
xl.
i wanted to share THAT part with the foxhole…
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so when i get an uber,
the drivers usually love to talk to me.
you know i love talking to people.
i try not to be “one of those types”:

“oh my God!
oh,
i’m don’t talk to people darling!
oh!
never!
i’m too important darling!”

…and that’s usually from males.

so a foxholer sent me a story about someone’s recent trip in an uber.
it ended up with the uber driver losing his job.
this is the story from “raw story”…

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the straights are an interesting bunch.
i always say most of them love to judge “us” over our folly,
but i stay looking at them crazy from my own glass house.
so i have a home vixen that i judged yesterday with her confession…

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