the “boring one” gets a storyline?
so kourtney kardashian has spent her years pretty lowkey.
i mean,
she has had her issues with scott,
but nothing like the other kkk.
well i guess she wanted to change alla that.
so kourtney broke up with her fine young meat,
younes bendjima.

i bet that pipe had her feeling all kinds of young.
younes was 25.
allegedly,
she decided she wanted to go much lower.
how about “20”?
this is who she is allegedly hooking up with now…
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kanye has moved back to chicago.
he proved it by taking a photo like so:

…but alas,
he is having a problem since his move.
nick cannon and drake are his problem.
nick because of this on vlad tv:

…and drake insinuating he allegedly slept with kim.
he walked around his new forest while addressing the issue…
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my childhood.
le sigh.
^this is the only thing i ask for from beyonce.
the only thing.
well one was to have miss tina to stop making their costumes.
that was fulfilled.
the other is…

THE ORIGINAL DC4 TO REUNITE FOR ONE LAST TIME

b.
kelly.
letoya.
latavia.
coming together in the name of “90s nostalgia”.
well it started with letoya luckett last week:

…and then this happened last night…

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this feels like a:

“Whats understood doesn’t need to be explained”

…type of scenario.
so everyone knows august alsina and jada pinkett smith are close.
some of ya’ll think they’re too close as in:

it didn’t help that he left the following for her birthday on his ig…
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khalil wells.
1 part owner of one of the nicest tails on a wolf,
another part owner of one of the nicest pipes,
and a heavy mixture of a lot of suspect shit.
i’ll admit that i’ve enjoyed a few of his adult entertainment.
well a foxholer sent me a quote he put up on his instagram.
he’s saying that he doesn’t like other males (like that_…
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so imagine taking your canoe out on a nice summery type day.
you might not have a canoe,
but go along with the scenario.
all of a sudden,
you in the middle of this lake and can’t go any further.
you stuck,
but on what?
well foxhole…
can we add this to the scenarios that’ll make you poop your pants?…
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