the “boring one” gets a storyline?
so kourtney kardashian has spent her years pretty lowkey.
she has had her issues with scott,
but nothing like the other kkk.
well i guess she wanted to change alla that.
so kourtney broke up with her fine young meat,
i bet that pipe had her feeling all kinds of young.
younes was 25.
she decided she wanted to go much lower.
how about “20”?
this is who she is allegedly hooking up with now…
luca from “grownish” aka luka sabbat.
of ALL the “in their 20s” she could’ve been allegedly banging,
i didn’t even want zoe on “grownish” to pick him.
if ima be a cougar,
and wanted to bounce back from my hot ex,
ima at least get my back blown out in this direction:
reggie mantle aka charles melton / actor – 27
moe / attentionisto – he looks barely 21
calvyn james / fashion designer – 22
tray matthews / baller wolf – 23
robby xl / singer – i dunno his age but he’s sexy af to me
all of these wolves,
and many more i’m sure,
and she gets with her sister’s model friend:
lowkey: luka might have that prince/big dick energy going on.
i must have missed the spell.
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