when we break up with a toxic ex,
the name of the game is:
“Who is gonna die lonely and miserable.”
so everyone meet zeldin aka @itszeldin from twitter.
he was hit up to join a threesome by someone named “horny dl“,
but once he saw the pic of “yellow short dude booty good af“…
Continue reading “when you find out what your ex has been up to by a stranger on the dl”
everyone always think males,
of all sexuality,
are the ones who kiss and tell.
You might be shocked to realize how many vixens will spill the beans.
many vixens tell me all about dudes they got smashed by.
i’ve been told how the stroke was and how big the pipe is.
luckily for them,
the dick and stroke reports stopped with me.
Many vixens will out a male in a heartbeat too.
they will quietly observe until a pot of tea is poured and there ya go.
“i knew he was gay because…”
went on whitney cummings podcast to softly outed an ex boyfriend.
this is what she had to say @1:25…
blogging has helped me tremendously.
i’m not the vlogging kind,
but being able to put my thoughts into words is like therapy.
this is one of the reasons i appreciate the foxhole so much.
this is literally my journal to the world.
if this was personal,
i’d probably be sick if someone leaked it.
that allegedly happened to nba baller wolf,
of the “golden state warriors”.
one of his exes allegedly leaked his journal to “sports gossip”.
Continue reading “when your ex leaks your private thoughts in your journal (klay thompson)”
who just got out of a long term relationship,
is the pits.
well for you,
it might be the pits.
if the break up is still fresh,
everything will be compared to the ex.
you won’t fully measure up,
but you’ll be a pleasant distraction in the mean time.
you’re in a rebounding honeymoon phase.
that’s when the sex is usually bomb.
and “just got out of a relationship” sex is:
you’re something to do “in between”.
“in between” until they meet the next whose like the ex.
i’m in one of those right now…
the “boring one” gets a storyline?
so kourtney kardashian has spent her years pretty lowkey.
she has had her issues with scott,
but nothing like the other kkk.
well i guess she wanted to change alla that.
so kourtney broke up with her fine young meat,
i bet that pipe had her feeling all kinds of young.
younes was 25.
she decided she wanted to go much lower.
how about “20”?
this is who she is allegedly hooking up with now…
Continue reading “kourtney kardashian wanted a rebound so she’s doing a 20”
i’m not with the abusive relations.
i ain’t with the shits.
well a foxholer sent me the following video that had me looking at it like:
it was a hyena beating up his ex while on the toilet.
Continue reading “I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (85)”