i’m getting this good d, but i’ll be moving on shortly

meeting someone,
who just got out of a long term relationship,
is the pits.
the.
pits.
well for you,
it might be the pits.
if the break up is still fresh,
everything will be compared to the ex.
you won’t fully measure up,
but you’ll be a pleasant distraction in the mean time.
realistically tho,
you’re in a rebounding honeymoon phase.
that’s when the sex is usually bomb.

make up,
revenge,
dl,
cheating
,
and “just got out of a relationship” sex is:

you’re something to do “in between”.
“in between” until they meet the next whose like the ex.
i’m in one of those right now…

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kourtney kardashian wanted a rebound so she’s doing a 20

the “boring one” gets a storyline?
so kourtney kardashian has spent her years pretty lowkey.
i mean,
she has had her issues with scott,
but nothing like the other kkk.
well i guess she wanted to change alla that.
so kourtney broke up with her fine young meat,
younes bendjima.

i bet that pipe had her feeling all kinds of young.
younes was 25.
allegedly,
she decided she wanted to go much lower.
how about “20”?
this is who she is allegedly hooking up with now…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (85)

i’m not with the abusive relations.
physical.
mental.
spiritual.
emotional.
i ain’t with the shits.
well a foxholer sent me the following video that had me looking at it like:

it was a hyena beating up his ex while on the toilet.
well…
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That Time 700 From Grindr In One Night Showed Up

so you want to get revenge over your ex,
eh?
well you have a few options.
you send him:

a shit cake
a dead rat postal
let God handle it

…nah?
ok then how about send 700 horny forest dwellers from grindr to his den?
perfect.
well that is what allegedly happened to matthew herrick.
he is suing grindr for it as well.
towerload has the story…
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How To Make Your Ex Vomit: The Tyga Chronicles

Screen Shot 2016-05-21 at 12.22.15 PMtyga ain’t thinkin’ bout youuuuuuuuu…
well,
his last vixen he had.
the young one.
part of the kkk with the big lips.
uh huh.
her.
well allegedly,
they broke up and tyga moved on fast.
check the new alleged vixen in his life.
everyone meet demi rose mawby
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Nicki Minaj Ex Packing More Than His Bags

CVBThoBWwAEN3Ez…so ^this is what nicki minaj left behind for meek?
i’m a little mad.
oh well.
i’m sure someone out here will keep that sausage warm.
safaree.
“call me”.
…wait.
you “gotz” money?
…what?
i had to ask.
you know…

asking for a friend.