when we break up with a toxic ex,
the name of the game is:
“Who is gonna die lonely and miserable.”
so everyone meet zeldin aka @itszeldin from twitter.
he was hit up to join a threesome by someone named “horny dl“,
but once he saw the pic of “yellow short dude booty good af“…
i would be so embarrassed…
for my ex.
i was always taught to glo TF up so exes/friends who hurt me can vomit all over their shoes.
healing comes quick when you’re trading war stories about someone’s triflin’ ass behavior.
it helps you to realize it wasn’t you.
it’s even better when they tried to ruin your reputation and they end up being exposed.
you’d get confirm they were cheating filth,
but imagine having this be the karma?
lowkey: i always want to be the ex who will stay cordial,
but he wants to get back together but he knows that’ll never happen.
once i’m done with you,
i’m done with you.