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Usher Wants To Know How You Want Your Eggs? (Fertilized)

usher is such a dilf.
can we call wolves “dilfs”?
well hell…
we callin’ him a dilf here.
so usher won a bet and had to pay up.
if his team member on the voice,
josh kauffman,
won for the season.
so what was the bet?
well usher said he would cook breakfast in his underwear.
well what a coinky dink.
i me ~~my foxhole~~ we was hungry too…
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How “Smart” is Your Smartphone?

everyone should have a smartphone nowadays.
i was surprised people only used their smartphones to:
text,
tweet,
instagram,
tumblr,
jack’d/grindr,
make porno flicks,
watch porno flicks,
send dick/ass pics,
listen to music,
and play games.
you have this 700 dollar smartphone and you use it for basic shit?
that’s it?
nothing else?
uh.
boring.
siri and i be on some new new shit.
if people knew how to use their phones,
and realized it could help them enhance their lives,
they would be in a much better place.
so this is why i give my foxhole the power when i find out something amazing.
everyone else can burn.
after the last entry on me getting a credit card,
i wanted to update my people on great apps for your finances.
here goes…
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