RIP Lil Cub (Adrian Peterson’s Secret Son)

1374793_10100163462318166_1870286362_nthis is the lil cub,
adrian peterson’s secret son,
who passed away.
such a sad story.
everyone is saying adrian should miss sunday’s game.
even if he wasn’t close to his son.
a sign of respect.
do you agree?
here is the video of adrian addressing the media:

he looks like he doesn’t really… care.
is that just me?
the look on his face saaaaaaaaayyyyyyys:

“….yeah so after practice ima get some chiptole.”

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Yeah So I Shouldn’t Have Watched Glee

The-Quarterbackwell i was a hot fuckin mess.
glee paid it’s final respects to finn hudson,
played by cory monteith,
who died of a drug overdose last summer.
the episode was a ball of emotions as all they paid tribute to his character.
i watched the show from the beginning so it was sad to see his end.
they all seem genuinely upset as they tried to act through the pain.
it was mercedes,
santana,
and  rachael’s singing scenes that took the cake for me.
then add the ending and finn’s mama for good measure.
my reaction?
I BAWLED!!!!!!!
ugh.
i couldn’t not not think about star fox watching that.
i had no fucks to give as i weeped too.

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now if you’ll excuse me…
i’m about to go and have a serious rampage session in grand theft auto 5.

Then I Swallowed All Your Nut After (Sends Text) (Zooms In)

Screen Shot 2013-10-11 at 6.07.02 PMhow crazy is this shit?
got me looking over my shoulder when i text in public now.
so miley cyrus at some after party and the papz are outside,
but zoomed into her screen and recorded the entire thing.
i can’t!
i was watching a video of wendy’s hot topics and well…
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Adrian Peterson Is About To Go Knee Deep In Some Jackal Ass

tumblr_mfk78s7bAB1qcp1zao1_500you see this big slab of wolf meat?
well its baller wolf and foxhole vet,
adrian peterson,
and he might to assault a jackal today.
his ex vixen’s boyfriend beat up his 2 year old son and put him on life support…

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Maybe I Shouldn’t Have Answered The Phone? (Yeah But I Did Tho)

oksomewhere between deciding if i should watch scandal or glee first,
since everyone was crying over the latter,
i got a phone call from someone i didn’t think i would hear from again last night.
it was star fox.
a look of pure shock landed on my face.
i was hoping i’d answer the phone,
proceed to cuss him the fuck out,
and then wait for the logic explanation.
spy?
witness protection?
bet?
i know that wasn’t gonna happen because unless he knows a good plastic surgeon,
that was him we buried a couple months ago.
when i answered,
it was mama fox.
she was crying.

“omg are you okay?” i asked.
“no.
no i’m not.” she responded.
“whats going on?” i asked.

maybe i shouldn’t have asked that…

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I’m Starting To Think I Need A Preacher Wolf In My Life?

20130627-142913meet the preachers of the flock ya’ll.
this is the cast of the new show “preachers of la”.
the 1.1 million people who tuned in can’t stop talking about it.
i just tuned in and wow.
i think this show may do more harm than good.
not even a second and they were flossing their come up in our faces.
by come up i mean nice cars,
horrible clothes,
and huge cribs.
i have a few thoughts…

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