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A$AP Rocky Likes It From The Back (or Legs Up) (or On All Fours)

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Screen Shot 2015-12-30 at 7.57.17 PMas i’ve learned in 2015,
more wolves are embracing the “freak hoe” that lurks inside them.
more straight wolves are now open to getting their groceries eaten.
for those who don’t know what that means,
it means they like their ass eaten clean.
yes this is that kind of entry.
some get so turned out by getting it done,
they will throw their legs in the air just to have it done by a vixen.
are they clean?
have they fleeted?

now that is another story.
well it seems a$ap rocky is a huge fan of getting his groceries eaten.
marisa mendez,
co host of joe budden’s pod cast aptly named,
  “i’ll name this podcast later”,
dropped the grocery list on a$ap rocky and well…
(this entry is NSFW,
18^,

and not for the “straight” straights)
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Posted in THE FOREST IS TALKING THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" WOW X MARKS THE FOX

Auntie Gets Some Drinks In Her and Starts Talking “Gay”

50centvivicadoyouthinkaboutmeso while i was watching “the walking dead” last night,
all hell was breaking loose on “wwhl”.
auntie viv aka vivica a fox was letting it all out about 50 cent.
two animals who broke up years ago.
so andy asked auntie…
wait,
you know what?
just check this clip from the show…
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Mister Butt Cheeks Teaches You How To Eat The Groceries

Screen Shot 2015-08-17 at 9.20.02 PMso mister. butt cheeks,
aka jacob kohinoor,
has another educational video for the foxhole.
this time he is going to teach us how to eat his booty like groceries.
eeerrrr…
i mean,
how is wolf is suppose to eat the booty like groceries.
the test subject?
a watermelon that volunteered.
how exciting….
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THE GREAT WOLF HUNT

How I Met Your Mother

tumblr_m3yr6oAt7J1rn0ur4so i wanted to get to the sto’ early today.
i know if i went later,
i’d have to deal with the baby mamas and mamas babies.
so i put my headphones on,
got my grocery cart,
and headed down the block.
while i was in the sto’,
i was trying not to spend an arm and leg on food.
lately my food bills have been out of my budget.
100 dollars.
last time was 175.
like wtf?
i had to pay some bills and couldn’t afford it.
while i was getting eggs,
listening to “v.s.o.p” on repeat,
i saw this hand out the corner of my eye waving.
when i looked…
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So If I Trade In One Butt Cheek, Can I Get Those Eggs?

empty_fridgei had no food in my fridge.
i had jam,
but no bread.
cups,
but no juice.
thirst,
but no water.
you see where i’m going with this.
i decided to go to the store just now.
i picked up everything i would need.
things to cook,
breakfast food,
juice,
and snacks.
i’m at the register pulling items out my cart,
i’m already at 77 dollars.
i only had half the items out already.
i said a silent prayer.
do you know my bill was…

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Rain On Me (Non-Ashanti Style)

I am tite.

Why is it when I want something,
it is always some fuckin’ challenge?

Damn.
Can a Fox have it easy for once?

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