taking you real deep
getting groceries is a whole process these days.
once upon a time,
we got the groceries and threw them in our fridges and cupboards.
these days,
we gotta disinfect and kill with fire.
i wanted to share tips with the foxhole on how to handle groceries these days…
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,
as i’ve learned in 2015,
more wolves are embracing the “freak hoe” that lurks inside them.
more straight wolves are now open to getting their groceries eaten.
for those who don’t know what that means,
it means they like their ass eaten clean.
yes this is that kind of entry.
some get so turned out by getting it done,
they will throw their legs in the air just to have it done by a vixen.
are they clean?
have they fleeted?
now that is another story.
well it seems a$ap rocky is a huge fan of getting his groceries eaten.
marisa mendez,
co host of joe budden’s pod cast aptly named,
“i’ll name this podcast later”,
dropped the grocery list on a$ap rocky and well…
(this entry is NSFW,
18^,
and not for the “straight” straights)
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so while i was watching “the walking dead” last night,
all hell was breaking loose on “wwhl”.
auntie viv aka vivica a fox was letting it all out about 50 cent.
two animals who broke up years ago.
so andy asked auntie…
wait,
you know what?
just check this clip from the show…
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so mister. butt cheeks,
aka jacob kohinoor,
has another educational video for the foxhole.
this time he is going to teach us how to eat his booty like groceries.
eeerrrr…
i mean,
how is wolf is suppose to eat the booty like groceries.
the test subject?
a watermelon that volunteered.
how exciting….
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so i wanted to get to the sto’ early today.
i know if i went later,
i’d have to deal with the baby mamas and mamas babies.
so i put my headphones on,
got my grocery cart,
and headed down the block.
while i was in the sto’,
i was trying not to spend an arm and leg on food.
lately my food bills have been out of my budget.
100 dollars.
last time was 175.
like wtf?
i had to pay some bills and couldn’t afford it.
while i was getting eggs,
listening to “v.s.o.p” on repeat,
i saw this hand out the corner of my eye waving.
when i looked…
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i had no food in my fridge.
i had jam,
but no bread.
cups,
but no juice.
thirst,
but no water.
you see where i’m going with this.
i decided to go to the store just now.
i picked up everything i would need.
things to cook,
breakfast food,
juice,
and snacks.
i’m at the register pulling items out my cart,
i’m already at 77 dollars.
i only had half the items out already.
i said a silent prayer.
do you know my bill was…
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