all those who wanted to see darren young’s s/o then here ya go.
sooooo i guess i was right with the thought i kept to myself?

source: tmz

everyone meet darren young.
he is a wrestler wolf in the wwe.
nice huh?
well he has some news for you.
he just body slammed himself right out the closet…

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former vogue’s fashion don dada andre leon talley checks “un-decided” on orientation boxes.
he says he isn’t gay, straight, bi, or even tri.
he doesn’t do any kind of label at all actually.
well only if it’s louie v…

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“mmm you know he suckin’ dick for happy meals right? yes chile.”

“um no one is a bottom anymore cause its all about being a vers boo boo. i been making a good hoe name for myself in these streets. step ya bussy game up. no one sucks a dick like me bay bah bayyyy bayyyy!!!”

“ooh didn’t you hear? he a escort on craigslist. can you imagine? craigslist? all the real hoes go on a4a boo. i’m just sayings in everything. shoots.”

“biiiiiitch guess who i just saw on myvidster getting his back. blown. out???!!! biiiiitttttch!!! he was supposed to be a top, but biiiiiiitch he a bottom!!!??? i mean biiiiiiiitch he never wanted to fuck me in any role, but i had to tell you biiiiitch because its a biiiitccchhh!!!”

now inside the church its:

“that is sister margret’s daughter. you know she has a past right? married men girl. mm hmm.”

“why didn’t sam put money in for offering? he is not giving to the lord. don’t he know hell?”

“i just had to pray for sister denise. mm mmm. she slept with 5 men in one weekend and is pregnant. don’t know who the father is. poor girl. she told me in confidence, but the lord told me to share.”

“the lord told me it was okay to sleep with the pastor. he came to me in prayer and said the reason he doesn’t look at his wife is because they are not happy. the lord told me to sit and spin on his penis three times, look to the left, and bark like a dog and i will be the new first lady.”

i started to wonder…

Same story; different cast?

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you know the nice friend with the cute face?
the one who comes over for dinner religiously?
he loves your cooking.
he always compliments you.
he even attends church service with you
he is me….
…and i’m getting fucked stupid right now as you reading this.
even better,
i’m fucking the daylights your son.
either way thank you.
he is amazing and i’m hooked on that pipe.

that email i got from “angry mama” didn’t phase me one bit.
i been listening to this song lately:

…so i been all the way turnt.
it was funny because all i thought reading the email/facebook message:

Do parents really know their children?

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the vixen on my floor.…
about 22 or 23.
every time i see her,
we always speak.
i haven’t seen her in a while,
but i saw her today at the mailbox.
we decided to catch up since we haven’t talked in a while.
she has 2 young kids.
years under each other.
she is also pregnant again.
 twins.
all different fathers.
i kid you not….
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