Chris Brown Is An Asshole


He is a cocky summabitch…
… and he found a special place within my heart.

Oh how I love the assholes.

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The Taste of Fame

The Eddie Long-Stroke drama had me thinking last night…

There are ALOT more men like him…

…. and I’m here to tell you about em.

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Like A Girl

Bottoms have something in common with the average female.

Not because we have to take the dick however it is offered.
Often times,
we are in the submissive role.
Or we sometimes go through the same Waiting 2 Exhale shit.

Some of that maybe true.

But, we deal with the same things they do.
While thanking our lucky stars we do not deal with periods.

I am like a female, but still a man.

And I will explain why,
without sounding like I was snorting coke tonight…

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6 Months To A Year, TOPS!

How would you feel if someone you were dealing with
gave you a time line on how long you were to mess with him…

….before he went and got married and had kids?


…. and he wasn’t even on the D/L?

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a-ha (lower case)

I was sitting on the phone speaking to a good friend of mine last week.
You know those kind of friends that you know by the time you hang up,
you will feel inspired and ready to go climb a fuckin’ mountain?

Well,
like Oprah usually says,
I had an A-HA moment during said conversation and I got the Epiphany of my life.

One of which made me feel worst.

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Football Jones


This shit reads like something out of Basketball Jones.
I happen to have the pleasure of writing this response in a bad mood.
So you know Ima go in.

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