the foxhole likes sausage.
don’t act like you don’t like a big juicy sausage.
baked to perfection.
marinating in juices.
you slide it in your mouth,
slowly,
and it tastes good as soon as it lands on your tongue.
mmm.
i’m hungry just thinkin’ about it.
well would you put this sausage in your mouth?
oh NSFW and 18^…
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under and socks.
only stevie j would.

ladies and gents you remember joe anderson right?
he is a baller wolf that plays for the chicago bears.
  he was also part of this mini scandal:

x the big pipe chronicles

the meat was…
well joe is also a scorpio.
…and from texas!
you know how i feel about those damn scorpios.
you know how i feel about wolves from texas.
*drip drop*
an f-bi sent me some more of scorpio joey from texas…

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church is the place where one goes to get drenched in the holy spirit.
well thats what it is “supposed” to be.
nowadays you getting drenched in some other shit.
being completely honest but church is the place to get good gossip,
great drugs,
and greater sex.
the best part?
you can have a do over every sunday at altar call.
yup!
go up there with a face full of tears and repent for all your weekly sins.
um, score?!
i started to wonder if church is starting to become a joke?
or has it always been a inside joke that went over our heads?
is it best to just stay out of that fire so you won’t get burned?
really…

Is church really the devil’s playground?

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everyone meet senior pastor darwin randolph!
isn’t he handsome?
well allegedly you can get some that too.
i’m sure without paying an offering.
well not one that doesn’t involve money that is.
obnoxious tv broke the story and my f-bi filled me in.
aah another member of the “chuuch in d/l and all that is christ” congregation…

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