…or not?

lowkey: colin could get every bit of it.
he is tall with bawwwwwwwddddyyyyy.
i would have it so wet and so juicy for his feasting.
i think he is so handsome as well.
potential turn off: a bit of a hoe tho.
just a bit.

so i said when i started this site,
i was going to be honest about things i go through.
i would never out anyone i was dating/fuckin’,
but my struggles was up for grabs.
if you gonna love me,
you gotta love ALL OF ME as well.
the good.
the bad.
the ugly.
the funky?
since a majority of men lurk in the foxhole,
there are some things we DON’T talk about that we should.
plus i never know who is suffering in silence,
needs their “a ha” moment,
or should be aware for future sake.
now before i get into this entry,
i need to put up a disclaimer:

i am a very clean person
i am not sexually active at the moment

okay cool.
i am also prepared to be judged,
but it’s whatever.
don’t judge me like things can’t happen to you as well.
so lets get into it…
Continue reading “Not Feelin’ The Funk” →

so jon jon lamar,
( x the attentionisto ) who got exposed by funky dineva,
decided to post a statement for his following.
an f-bi sent me what he had to say…
Continue reading “How The Attentionisto Issues A Statement (Show You Not How)” →

…according to his trainer.
i know.
weird.
you will not lie on justin bieber.
that is his legit body in those calvin klein ads.
dammit!
and like a straight wolf,
he is concerned you don’t lie on his big non photoshopped pipe either.
well breatheheavy.com learned you don’t play with bieber…
Continue reading “Justin Bieber Has A Big Pipe” →

there is jay song i absolutely love.
“show you how”.
its from the “blueprint 2”.
2 of 2.
he drops gems on the right way to hustle.
well in the foxhole,
i like to drop a few gems for those who want to listen.
sure we all have to learn through actions,
but a cheat sheet from the H.F.I.C never hurt nobody.
so lets get into that jon jon lamar scandal that popped off earlier this week.
oh you didn’t hear about it?
well check the headlines in the “pineapple news”:

INSTAGRAM ATTENTIONISTO,
JON JON LAMAR,
GETS EXPOSED FOR SLEEPING WITH TRANS-VIXEN!
TRANS-VIXEN WAS ACTUALLY A STREET WALKER!
JON JON WAS FLEXIN WITH THE HO GOODS!
ALSO HAS FAT BUTT CHEEKS HE USES AS HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE!

…sounds interesting huh?
well i never heard of him before this week,
but funky dineva actually was the one who wrote the story.
this is what was said about jon jon:

-Lives in a luxury sky-rise in Miami

-Drives a Benz

-Has quite an extensive collection of Louboutin and Louis Vuitton shoes

-Smokes a whole lot of weed

– He’s in his early to mid twenties

-Not publicly linked to any man or woman

hmm.
well after the scandal dropped,
i came to this conclusion:

JON JON WAS A FUCKIN’ BUGGIN OUT

i’ll tell you why…
Continue reading “How The Attentionisto F*cked Up (Show You How)” →

…i did say “alleged”.
oh and tameka raymond is in it.
i know.
ugh.
well i have a confession.
see “confession”…
cause you know he had an album and…
cause ya know..
okay.
anyway…
yes the debut of usher’s pipe.
as you know,
or don’t,
usher has always been on my “bucket list”.
somewhere between 25 and 60.
allegedly they have some shots from tameka and usher’s sex tape.
you know.the alleged one…
Continue reading “Who Wants To See Usher’s Alleged Peen Leakage?” →