“i know you want to see me naked.
low-key…
i want to see you naked as well.
if thats what you look like with your shirt on,
i can’t stop imagining what the whole package looks like.
the thing is baby…
i like you.
well i like what you are bringing to the table so far.
this first conversation is cool.
hell i don’t even know your last name or what your favorite color is.
i just don’t want to move so fast baby.
i want to get to know you better.
is that cool?
hello?
…um.
hello…?”

it amazes me how people are so quick to trade naked pics so fast…
Continue reading “Dick Pics Make The World Go Round” →

so ive completely stopped watching reality shows.
like my whole tv line up is pretty much legit acting.
well you can say the same about reality tv,
but…
yeah…
so i was thinking to myself one day last week:

“i wonder when they will add the male gay storyline to love and hiphop?”

i thought of a scenario in my head.
the “friend who is secretly attracted to him” saga many of us relate to.
something like my “work wolf” saga.
well i guess the universe answered my question this week.
there will be a gay story line and it will be featured on “love and hiphop: hollywood”.
it features a very popular attentionisto i’ve talked about…

Continue reading “An Attentionisto Joins “Love and Hiphop: Hollywood”” →

so lenny kravitz is next in line for some leakage.
yay?
so he was performing at a concert in stockholm monday night.
in popping a squat during a song,
his pants ripped and his pipe flew right out.
see.
this is what happens when you wear nut huggers.
well the f-bi sent me the picture and well…
(NSFW,
18^,
AND “CURIOUS STRAIGHTS ALLOWED”).
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can we talk about this scandal?
tyga is just fuckin’ all the way up,
ain’t he?

first: he is playing alleged “rock a bye baby” with kylie jenner.
second: he thought he was beyonce to release a secret album
third: he dyed his hair red to match those big red ass lips
lastly: he gets allegedly outed by a transexual today

like…
“L”s for breakfast,
lunch,
dinner,
and a midnight snack.
so this is what b scott got in an email to pop this scandal right off…

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so it seems like everyone gets these random “calvin klein” ads.
they aren’t professional photo shoots,
but they are “look at me in my draws”.
like ( x this one ).
well august alsina wants to put his bid in.
i guess this is the perfect entry for “eggplant friday”…
Continue reading “August Alsina Has A Log He Wants You To Ride” →

i might be able to predict the future.
i swear on everything i love and my life that i predict this.
something in my foxy senses said last week:

“shawn’s nudes gonna leak soon…”

…and here today,
shawn bullard from “match made in heaven” gets some leakage.
is it me or does he give anyone “low key messy”?
well how did they leak in the first place?
“the revenge of the ex”.
baller alert got the special delivery and this is what the ex told them…
Continue reading “Shawn Bullard Gets Some “Ex Files” Pipe Leakage” →