i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (91)

ya know,
i had class clowns in my school.
i remember one named shawn.
he was in my 9th-grade history class.
or was it english?
even though he use to act up,
he was always nice to me and would show love in the hallways.
he use to always ask me for gum too.
*heart eyes when i think about it*
all the class clowns would do some dumb shit,
hold up class,
and get escorted out by security.
the class clowns of today tho…
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the grand jury didn’t even lube up for jussie smollett (shit!)

r. kelly out (for the moment); jussie smollett in.
great balls of indictment.
ever since this was reported today,
the foxholers have been on it.
thank you for the emails and dms.
so jussie has been indicted by the grand jury in his alleged hoax case.
ummmmmmm via “the daily mail”
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*insert something about “sweat” in regards to montez sweat here*

yummmmmmm.
meeeeeeeeeeee.
so we talked about d.k. metcalf at the nfl combine yesterday.
today is the deliciousness that is montez sweat.
*insert clever joke about tasting his sweat here*
he played for the mississippi state bulldogs and this was him at the combine…
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king james: in the thick of it all

king james is thick.
i know he thick.
you know he thick.
he know he thick.
this is the video is put upon his ig…
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mychal kendricks provides us with hump day love

i’m telling you foxhole,
mychal kendricks is the most asked about baller wolf on the foxhole.
it helps me stays mysterious and isn’t “out there” like the others.
realistically,
the foxhole loves mychal for his best trait.
a foxholer sent me the following video this morning.
it was mychal,
washing his dog,
with a surprise guest
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jonathan gilberto: d2b?

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i like them when they’re shy and silent.
i love when they don’t do too much talking.
jonathan gilberto is that type to me.
he’s the short thick daddy wolf i’ve covered before.
( x see entry here )
i think he has the perfect facial:

and thick bawdy:

 

well a few foxholers brought something to my attention.
jonathan might just be packin too…
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