NO THAT JUNKIE BASTARD DID NOT KILL MY BENNY!!!!!! #havesandhavenots

tumblr_msglubIAFA1rwlmvzo1_400“bitch get cho ass out the door.”
classic!
i’ll be using that some time this week in a sentence.
listen i don’t know if i want to:
sit,
stand,
cry,
or punch the wall.
was that season finale for the have and have nots not what life was all about?!?!?
my thoughts:

  • i may need to mess with an older wolf. david had me feeling some kind of way in my loins.
  • i hated how veronica spoke to jeffery.
    i wanted to cry for him.
  • that last season was so damn powerful.
    i am still in shock tyler perry wrote that.
  • that was some good fuckin’ tv!

6cwzzqi don’t know if anyone didn’t watch it yet,
but if not:

x watch it here

we need to talk about this RIGHT NOW!

lowkey: ima need this new season to be on next tuesday.
thanks tyler.

Tyler Perry Lays Those Hands On TD Jakes (Can He Lay Hands On Me Next?)

tyler-td-newsso while i was dealing with the funeral arrangements for mickey mouse,
i was watching td jakes church online this morning.
you know i like to get my word from my laptop.
praise jesus!
it was the potter’s house big mega fest weekend and this was the closing sunday service.
  tyler perry was there and he had some interesting stuff to say to the audience,
as well as get in the spirit and well…

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He Had To Lather Himself With Butter To Get In Those Jeans

tumblr_msd866e10J1rdid5bo1_500…i mean seriously tho?
he might be a super hero.

he just disguised as a regular citizen is all.

lowkey: that is too big.
i’m not attracted to all that at all.

A Hot Cup O’ Joe Anderson, That Is

Screen Shot 2013-08-29 at 10.27.10 PMladies and gents you remember joe anderson right?
he is a baller wolf that plays for the chicago bears.
  he was
also part of this mini scandal:

x the big pipe chronicles

the meat was…
well joe is also a scorpio.
…and from texas!
you know how i feel about those damn scorpios.
you know how i feel about wolves from texas.
*drip drop*
an f-bi sent me some more of scorpio joey from texas…

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Kenneth Guidroz JR: The Model Wolf Made of Light Skinneded Champions

Screen Shot 2013-08-29 at 5.08.54 PMyes.
he’s real.
one of my fav f-bi sent him special delivery to see what i would think.
i think i’m in love.
dunno about anyone else.
dont really care either.
here the breakdown:
the wolf’s name is kenneth guidroz jr,
model wolf,
from nyc,
has a beautiful son,
and chocked full of light skinned-ed meaty goodness…

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Rauve Haley Is Chocolate Wonderful

Screen Shot 2014-06-19 at 11.29.05 PMyes.
yes take it all in.
everyone meet rauve’ haley.
we just talked about personal trainers this morning too.
yikes.
well one of my f-bi had to alert me of all that chocolate milky goodness…

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