i wouldn’t play around with azealia banks if i was you.
yeah she crazy and can drag you to hell,
but she can also make your life hell too.
azealia allegedly practices ‘brujería and shit.
i guess growing up around dominicans influenced her.
she put up an instagram story for her cleaning out her closet.
ya’ll.
she been sacrificing chickens…
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i had an interesting dream just now.
it woke me up out my nap.
i’m not really feeling well and  i’m drugged up on flu medication.
spo the dream was me in my old crib.
my parent’s spot.
i had just finished cleaning up my room.
the room was brighter.
the sun was beaming through these large windows.
my mother walked in.
i pointed to how organized my closet was.
it looked like she was teary eyed.
i looked at her and we locked eyes.
i asked her what was wrong.
i couldn’t really hear her voice,
but i heard what she said.
if that makes any sense?
she asked me…
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“we are a mess together.”

so ya’ll know i’m a “hit the floor” fan.
took damn near 7 years for it to come back,
but i was right on board.
season 3 is already starting out good,
but am i the only one interested in this “zude” storyline?
you know i like dysfunctional shit.
they had this HOT sex scene in the closet last night.
literally.
it started out like “dis”…
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you know when someone comes out the closet in sports or hollywood,
usually the motivation is to sell some magazines or t-shirts.
shortly after,
the skeletons get exposed and “we” end up being over them.
when the world is your stage,
there is always a hidden agenda in the background.
well that may not have been the case of mlb baller wolf,
david denson.
he recently came out the closet with very little agenda.
cnn had this to say…
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i could not ever hear that phrase growing up.
well not the “rob your crib” part.
my parents,
mother especially,
use to throw that out when i met someone new.
i liked to hang with the bad forest dwellers.
they were always cautious of who i brought into my life.
i didn’t listen and of course,
a hard head makes for a soft ass.
foxhole:
there are people that are pretending to be your friends right now in your life.
you won’t know they was fakin’ until some shit goes down.
well according to this report,
it maybe the same for our chris brown.
oh chris…
his crib was robbed last night and well…
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this was what i saw on the news stand in front of my job.
it has also been the talk to the day.
bruce jenner has finally (and allegedly) transformed into “miss brenda j”…
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