Pastor Darwin Randolph Allegedly Was Getting Piped In The Pulpit!

20130720-003900everyone meet senior pastor darwin randolph!
isn’t he handsome?
well allegedly you can get some that too.
i’m sure without paying an offering.
well not one that doesn’t involve money that is.
obnoxious tv broke the story and my f-bi filled me in.
aah another member of the “chuuch in d/l and all that is christ” congregation…

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In His Mess, There Was A Message.

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jamari fox went to church today y’all.
i also didn’t blow up when i walked in the door.
that was a good sign.
star fox’s mother called and asked i wanted to come to church with them.
i was a little hesitant,
but i said, “why not?”.
i wore:

white dress shirt,
grey slacks,
black loafers/no socks,
and aviator sun glasses,

i looked good for being on a strict budget.
the topic for church,
as well as what i found myself in after,
showed me how god works in mysterious ways in my life.
god always has a message for me when i least expect it…

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The Pope and His ArchBishop: 2013 Bonnie and Clyde?

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how many people knew this?
i am in complete shock.
then again i shouldn’t be because:
priest + gay = duh.

Pope Benedict XVI's Personal Butler Arrestedallegedly the snow something on his left is the pope’s boyfriend.
who would have known?
i never kept up with them anyway,
but this is what everyone is talking about….

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Fantasia Says The World Is Doing Things The Bible Doesn’t Agree With (Like Gay Marriage and Weed Smoking)

this is usually the problem with these bible thumping christians.
some church folk like to pull that:

“people always like to judge me,
but I’m still a wreckless heathen who doesn’t care about other people because i can use that repent/prayer/run to the altar thing as a crutch for sinning so i can repeat it again next week.”

it makes for good theatrics at church or online.
fantasia being the latest

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The Two Wolves Who Move In Silence

the f-bi has been on it lately.i’m getting so many emails about these stray wolves.
today, i was sent an email about these 2 actor/model wolves.
beware.
they are both church wolves so who knows where this will go.
i know of one because i lusted after his body in the early 2000s.


the other one i’d want to lust his body too…

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Jessica Simpson’s Waist Size Is About To Expand Since Her Father Maybe Gay

her father, joe simpson, supposedly came out the closet.
and right before thanksgiving too?
damn.
she is about to eat that entire table…

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