so i need some new headphones.
i want to hear my music in better quality.
since i have this new gig,
i can afford to treat myself to something fancy.
i decided to go to best buy after work tonight.
that is when i saw him,
Continue reading “I Want To Get Smashed By The Best Buy Security Guard Wolf”
i remember the days i use to think i was invisible to wolves.
that i was wearing some kind of invisibility cape.
something similar to harry potters.
well as of late,
it seems like something has changed.
i don’t know if my third eye has opened up,
my chakras have been cleared,
or voodoo has been lifted,
but wolves “see” me now.
they look in my direction a lot longer.
eye contact tends to be a lot deeper.
take the security guard wolf in best buy just now…
Continue reading “Best Buy Has The Sexiest Security Guards”
remember this entry:
i quickly mentioned how:
It has been a BIG. ASS. DICK. kind of weekend.
I have been bombarded with messages of big, small, and everything in-between.
I have been talking penis from Friday to Sunday.
I have no complaints.
Well, FanofJamari sent me a comment in BIG. ASS. DICK.
and it went something like this:
” Can we try to settle this debate once and for all. First it was this:
Now this blog post. First about me: I’m in my last phases as a W.I.T. (Wolf In Training). I have a steady career (not a job, there is a BIG difference), my own crib, no kids, and comfortable finances (got my Suze Orman-approved 1 year emergency fund, which won’t allow me to ball out of control like Devin, but I can certainly help a fox out with rent, cell phone, and the sporadic shopping spree at Best Buy). And if you allow me to be superficial, I think my body pretty tight (less NFL, but more PapiThugz model). The only area why I come up short is….um, well, you know. It’s about 6″, nothing that will scare off a fox. Dudes I’m wit never complain, and when I was going through my experimentation phase, females never complained. I’m a little naive in thinking that this conversation will be resolved with this blog post, but can someone let a W.I.T. what is acceptable in terms of dick size??
I included my personal info just to let yall know that I’m a pretty nice guy. In my experiences, big dicks are sometimes attached to men who ARE big dicks.”
Let’s get it…
Jamari here with a photo to share.
I am crushing pretty hard on a partcicular dude that works at Best Buy. Trust me when I say, the view from the front is just as good from the back. He is a little short but, I don’t mind sitting on that mushroom….
Something about the dudes who work in Best Buy….
Anyway, I went in there earlier today and it was all eyes on me. I hate when they play the staring game. Come and ask me something!
Keep you posted.
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