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azealia banks wants to make sure your bussy is on point

so azealia banks has a soap for all your bussy needs.
*shrug*
yeah,

we’re gonna font about it.
you know i loves shenanigans.

so as you know,
or didn’t,
“bussy” is another term for your “foxhole”.
for those who need to be led to the water,
i’m gonna seriously judge you this sunday

azealia has a soap called “bussyboy” that she sells on her site,
cheapyxo.

she posted exactly what “bussyboy” does on her twitter.
she gave a a few examples from a happy customer as well…
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azealia banks has a problem with nicki minaj (who next?)

i won’t even have this entry start with how,
when i woke up the other day,
i got a notice nicki’s team allegedly pulled my entry off twitter.
we won’t start with that.
we will start on how azealia banks has an issue with nicki minaj.
so nicki posted that pictures/video of her in a mermaid suit on ig:

it’s a bts shot of her new video for “bed”.
well azealia had this to font…
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Azealia Banks Drags Cardi To Deactivating Her Social Media

as you know,
i didn’t jump on this cardi b wave.
i have no desire to listen to her album.
acting tho,
i’d probably watch.
azealia banks,
who i use to rock with,
isn’t on the “cardi” wave either.
when asked about cardi on “the breakfast club”:

…mind you,
she dragged the same beyonce in the past.
irony that same radio station was promoting tf outta cardi.

well it led to cardi responding on her social media…

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“You’ll Be Dead Before U Turn 21”

i actually appreciate it when someone wishes ill on me.
after that,
life has a way of proving them wrong.
azealia banks has been out of control with so many.
they all continue to move forward and she…
well…
so ^that tweet went viral yesterday and this was her response…
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When Your Denim Poom Poom Shorts Thong Is Wearing You

this one here…
so azealia banks needs help.
this is what she wore to a recent fashion show in paris
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Azealia Banks Gonna Hang A Chicken Head on Sia Front Door

i love sia.
i love the stuff she writes for others and her own music.
most of the time,
she sings my life or current situation.
well she may have had something to say about azealia banks sacrificing chickens earlier
she said this on her twitter:

you already know the spirits of messy and misfortune alerted azealia.
she allegedly put this on her instagram
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