Posted in THE FOREST IS TALKING

Daddy, Can I Lick Your Big Juicy Plastic Chest?

so this foxvine was sent in from an f-bi.
i found it interesting so i said:

“Why not?”

i’m all for a beauty scandal.
so it seems the animals are taking the easy route to look “ig ready”.
no more sweating to the oldies in the gym.
some are allegedly headed to get plastic parts like their vixen counterparts.
i think that rhymed.
anyway this is what was sent in to me…
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Posted in IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

Are Our Favorite Attentionistos Really On Escort Sites?

Screen Shot 2016-04-03 at 10.07.15 AMhow much would you pay to smash ^him off an escorting ad?
i always get the same fox mails over and over about attentionistos.

“i just saw steven beck on back page!”
“i just saw heat on an escorting site!”
“i think this is borrell jr thigh on a4a”

i am sent the link,
i look at it,
and i can tell it’s a fake.
sometimes it’s obvious,
while others put up a damn good copy.
why do others create such an elaborate scheme off an attentinisto?
what happens when someone wants to pay big money?

i guess my question is…

What’s the point?

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Posted in IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

“So The Two Attentionistos Were In A Car, Right?”

Screen Shot 2016-03-11 at 10.49.57 PM…you know that always starts a good tale.
sooooooo…
and why did he black out his tail,

but when did these two attentionistos become bffs?…
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Posted in CUM AND LET ME INTERVIEW YOU

“How I Smash Attentionistos Off Social Media” (INTERVIEW)

tumblr_nw0gv7oZgs1sry3r7o1_500it sunday so i’m assuming some of the foxhole are still sleep.
they went out to the club last night and deciding to sleep in.
some of you are up and eating breakfast.
making your rounds on your favorite websites.
well i’m glad you decided to join me this morning!
as the title states,
i conducted an interview about one of my favorite subjects.

ATTENTIONISTOS

it was pretty in depth in how some make their money.
personal training,
modelling,
and “look at my new shoes” don’t always cum from hard work.
well puttin’ in work…
oh and you may find yourself not breathing for a good 10 minutes.
i’m not responsible for any passing out or choking.
anyway check out my interview with “fuck attentionistos”

(this is NSFW,
18^,
and “only for the curious straights”)
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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

We All Just Trying To Get Smashed By “Our Fantasies”

10155492_859473587397561_3404004787852095281_ni know i am and i won’t apologize for it.
so you know that entry i wrote ( x below )?

well i had a thought about it on my mind for a while.
i guess i’m glad that happened so i could release it.
so ever so often,
some “straight” attentionisto complains of all the male attention he gets.
he wants to have a moment and announce to the world:

“I’M STRAIGHT!
DEAD SERIOUS!”

“ALL THESE GAY PINEAPPLES NEED TO HOP OFF MY PAGE!”

“FUCK THAT GAY SHIT!”

…and so on and so forth.
well here is the issue with that.
some of these insta-attentionistos ain’t straight to begin with.
now not every wolf who takes off his shirt is for “us”,
but some of them can be.
some of the same ones barkin’ got questionable ass DMS.
others who are #mcm have a couple #mcm.
we are so use to the following
(NSFW,
18^,
AND “ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS STRAIGHTS”).
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