speaking of iphones and ratchet photo albums,
i got caught up with my barber today.
so when i go to my shop,
i usually show him pictures of different hairstyles to replicate.
this week was a cut by kellon deryck.
my usual.
so when he was standing next to me looking at the picture,
i made the mistake and swiped right.
this is what showed up…
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“eek”.
how.
you.
like.
them.
cheeks?
when i say i was so embarrassed?
he acted like nothing happened.
i acted like nothing happened.
he smiled.
i paid him a nice tip.
he smiled again.
all was right with the world.
moral of the story:
know whats at your swipe left and right
smh.
i love my doofus moments.
lowkey: i need to clean out my photo albums too.
i feel like i’m a picture hoarder.
😆 That almost happened to me as well while sitting with coworkers. I forget the photo stream is enabled on all of my IOS devices so when I save something to my iPad it goes to my phone as well. Gotta be careful.
Jamari, look in the App Store , check out “Photo Vault” . I keep my pictures for not public view in there. Android users should check out “Keep Safe” in Google Play. I had to do it since my teenage nephew, likes to play on my tablet! I’m not ready for that conversation, of having to explain why dick pics are all over the place 😛
Yep Ronnie KeepSafe is my friend and it’s available for iPhone and Android users.
Fortunately, in a situation where I don’t have to care who sees what. They see my phone, they see my pics. They enter my home, they see what I see. If they’ve never seen a dick before…they won’t know what it is.
It so funny that you post this because last night I was thinking about how this same incident happen to me when my laptop shut off and the repairman came to fix it and I forgot that my screensaver had this naked tan Asian wolf as my background. I wanted to die that day after he fixed it.
Same thing happen to me when an electric supplier came to my home and there was porn on the computer. My head exploded, but I had to act like nothing happened. The best thing to do is to not let it weigh on you.
LMAO, this reminds me of the time a couple of years ago when I had apartment maintenance to come over to fix something and forgot to clear my computer screen. I open the door and was talking to the maintenance a good couple of minutes and he had a real strange look on his face. Little did I know there was a big full size picture of porn star “Dream” pipe on my screen in full living color. I was so damn embarrass even to this day I cringe thinking about it. I hurriedly cleared the screen and didnt say anything, the maintenance dude was a older Hispanic dude and he always would look at me strange after this when I would see him around my complex.
The one of only a few things I like about my LG phone is that it has a private vault that you can store all of your racy pics in, so even if someone uses your phone and tries to be nosy they wont see them as long as you lock them. It could have been a lot worse. I tell my friends to burn my computer if something happens to me or to take it out of the house before the Str8 family members come over and turn it on and see all this glorious penis and xxx movies I have saved through the years. 🙂
He might have some similar pics of his own
Lol that has happened to me before so trust me don’t feel bad, most barbers are chill like that especially if you been going to him for a while and who knows he could be the next entry in the foxhole :p
Lmao! My phone is so full of cakes I call it a bakery lol.
I need to transfer everything to photo vault. They say its not very wise to keep pics on your phone or icloud.
^yeah i need to get a hard drive.
this is just not the move anymore lol
LMAO…THAT is why I don’t keep shyt on my phone!! Suspect texts get deleted. Pics get deleted.
I do that because I don’t want what happened to you, happening to me!! And even though I have a security code you need to enter, my nosy peeps always want to “see your phone”. LOL
^i may need to make another folder lol
i always wondered if parents give cubs their phones with ratchet pics/videos.
i see mothers/fathers on the train giving their cubs their phones to play games.
what happens when they get curious and leave the app…
Lol
LOL, I’m the same way Christian! Nothing on my phone, or even my laptop! Just my desktop, and even then there are barriers of entry and back up folders LOL!
Diggy…ALL my raunchy stuff and male pics are on a external storage device that is password protected. I don’t play. My nosy ass friends and family would try to go through my stuff! LOL
Omg you ARE my foxhole twin LOL! ME TOO! LMAO!!!! Password protected and EVERYTHANG!
The photos on my phone are the same way, I tend to screen shoot a lot of stuff so I don’t forget something or if I’m horny on tumblr.
^right!
i got so much meat in my photo album,
you can have a buffet.
Well, he did not seem to mind. Plus, he is your barber, and people who have been around you for a long while usually already know anyway, no matter how masculine you may be lol.
^i got over it quickly lol
im too confident in my fur to be feeling the world coming to an end.
This reminds me of when a female coworker and I had a male client that wanted to show us a photo on his phone. He opened his photo gallery and a butt naked dick pick popped up. He hurried up and swiped it away. I was dying. My coworkers slow ass didn’t peep it.
I just pretended like it didn’t happen. Other than being funny, I still looked at him the same and didn’t judge.
This is why I never save any embarrassing things in my iPhone. If I browse any questionable things, I do so on Private view.