oh,
the new yawk male,
especially the ones from the forests of brooklyn.
mmm mmm mmm.
it is always a good time with them.
they know how to party,
can “tawk” their way out of most things,
and are skilled hustlers.
you want something cheaper or need access somewhere and they got you.
alas…
It’s all good until you start fucking them.
after living here for so long,
i’ve learned many things about the males out here.
Look,
touch,
and don’t fall for the bullshit.
“TF is you talkin’ about?????????” should be a staple in your vocabulary. you gotta be ready to cuss a pineapple out in a second.
i shared the following video with The Foxholers yesterday.
many hit me up and i had to wipe the drool from off their chin…
I always give shit like this a heavy pause.
from the gays to the straights,
there are fine ass pineapples all up in through that event.
it’s gonna be all kinds of males that gonna make the hoe jump out of you.
you gonna feel like a kid in a candy store but ima keep it 1000:
That is a HEAVY mixxy event so the worst of the worst is in there huntin’ for new victims.
last night,
i was chatting with my home-vixen from here and showed her the video.
first thing she fonted:
“Keep it clean fuck bois.
Well put together but always on some other shit.”
that is the best way to describe these males out here.i
if they ain’t scamming,
they’re sleeping their way through the 5 boroughs and into jersey.
if they aren’t handing out diseases like free samples,
they’re ruining your life and credit.
“You can’t be moved by what they have going on too much and definitely have your own motion”
this is the essence of how to handle them.
its always a power play.
even the nerdiest of males think they’re top dogs.
so finding an authentic one is pretty rare out here.
if you do find one,
i know you can’t resist the urge to put him on your socials but:
Don’t.
Nerds are the worst. They’ll talk down on you and call you uneducated and dumb when they’re upset, showing how they felt about you all along.