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the hasidic jewish community had brooklyn looking like a scene outta gotham city last night

new yawk is more and more starting to look like gotham these days.
crime is on the rise and we have no batman to rescue us.
if we wanna really go there,
the whole country is being held hostage by the joker.
only a super villain would hold stimulus checks ransom if he doesn’t get another term.
vote or die.
literally.
he has created so much chaos that the civilians are starting to rebel.
here in new yawk,
cuomo and de blasio have started shutting down various communities due to the rona rise.
the hasidic jewish community wasn’t feeling it so they went full “arkham city” last night…

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new yawk enjoyed the ro-ro so much, she added more dates for her tour

cuomo tried so hard to keep us in new yawk in line.
folks was starting to believe the ro-ro was over.
they had me believing the rona too.
i knew when folks started getting restless,
they were gonna start traveling to all the covid nests throughout this country.
well…

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the answer to new yawk’s rat problem has arrived

i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot.
when i look down…

THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.
screamed like a a whole girl and ran down the platform.
rats in new yawk do not respect us,
but i think we might have the answer for their asses.
look at what was found on a train platform over the weekend via “the daily mail“…
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the mole people are taking over new yawk (and they are driving the rich folks outta here)

Day of Outrage demonstration at the Jay Street-Borough Hall subway station following the Howard Beach verdict on December 21, 1987 in which three defendants were found guilty of manslaughter in the death of Michael Griffith who was beaten and chased by a white mob onto a highway where he was struck by a car. © Ricky Flores

one of my home-wolves asked me last night if i could move anywhere in new yawk,
where would i go?
without a doubt,
i said “bk“.
he told me i was wyldin’.
he said bk has gotten violent af and he from there.
i responded:

“Um homie,
all of NY has gotten violent af.”

new yawk seems to be reverting back to how it was back in the day.
apparently,
there is heavy mole people problem down in the upper west side via “the post“…

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What Don’t Kill Us… (New Yawk)

“50.35.”

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The Bunz of New Yawk

new yawk is a melting pot of all kinds of bunz.
honestly,
i don’t think the wolves of the city care.
they can be as straight as a ruler,
but have no problems showing their fat tails.
you like it.
i like it.
sagging or no sagging.
well i stumbled upon a youtube dedicated to new yawk bunz.
it’s called “bandit” and here are few that i liked…
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