new yawk is a tough city, but it’s one of those states that can’t take too much damage with the weather.
we not like texas or florida up here.
any strong gust of wind and the national guard is called.
even with too much snow,
it can fuck us up.
new yawk is built for light mood swings by mother nature.
we can’t deal with her full-blown temper tantrums like how she do down south. i knew it was gonna rain, but i didn’t think it was gonna feel like i was in a whirlpool…
they aren’t playing in new yawk with the rona.
we can travel,
but as soon as we get back,
we are literally stalked by the health department and their traveler’s unit. the pretty vixen mentioned on the podcast that she traveled to cali for thanksgiving.
the health department has been stalking her ever since she got back.
they said if she leaves her spot,
and they catch her,
she will have to pay a 10,000 fine.
so she is literally stuck in his apartmentand has a trip to jamaicaplanned next week. to check in on her again, they sent her this text today…
new yawk is more and more starting to look like gotham these days. crime is on the rise and we have no batman to rescue us.
if we wanna really go there,
the whole country is being held hostage by the joker.
only a super villain would hold stimulus checks ransom if he doesn’t get another term.
vote or die. literally.
he has created so much chaos that the civilians are starting to rebel.
here in new yawk, cuomo and de blasio have started shutting down various communities due to the rona rise. the hasidic jewish community wasn’t feeling it so they went full “arkham city” last night…
cuomo tried so hard to keep us in new yawk in line.
folks was starting to believe the ro-ro was over.
they had me believing the rona too. i knew when folks started getting restless, they were gonna start traveling to all the covid nests throughout this country. well…
i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot. when i look down…
THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one of my home-wolves asked me last night if i could move anywhere in new yawk, where would i go?
without a doubt,
i said “bk“.
he told me i was wyldin’.
he said bk has gotten violent af and he from there. i responded:
“Um homie, all of NY has gotten violent af.”
new yawk seems to be reverting back to how it was back in the day. apparently, there is heavy mole people problem down in the upper west side via “the post“…