Ryan Phillippe Is Definitely Not A Secret Nor A Lie

ryan philllllllippppeeeeeeee….
if i had a vagina,
you would more than likely be in it.
anyway when i found out ryan phillippe,
one of my fav snow wolf actors was going to be in new show,
my dvr was already set.
“secrets and lies” on abc.
10 episodes.
it also stared juliette lewis.
was i the only one watching?…

okay lets get into this plot:

the show centered around a married father or two kids,
who while doing his morning job,
discovered that his neighbor’s child was dead in the woods.
or is it forest?
do we call it woods or forest these days?
anyway in finding the body,
he became the prime suspect (and bitch) for this persistent cop.
cop played by juliette lewis.

every episode had so many twists and turns on who the killer was.
at one point you thought you knew,
and then it would completely mind fuck you back to “wtf-ville”.
well i been slackin’,
but i caught up on the season finale today,
which actually aired last sunday.
can i say:


i did not see that revelation one coming.
i won’t spoil it for those who want to watch,
but i definitely was all in my feels over it.
that and the final 10 minutes pissed me off.
well it was a set up for a season 2,
but alas,
ryan is not returning to the show.
i may not return as well.i haven’t decided.

now can we get into ryan for a bit tho?

at 40,
he is an absolute problem.
his lips have always been his best feature.
snow wolves usually start to fall off lookswise at like 25-ish.
ryan out here lookin’ like he is in his early 30s.
and do you see his body?

for a snow wolf,
he also has a big tail as well.
just an observation every time i watched the show.
i also love how conscious he is over black issues.
he shows his support anyway he can on his social media accounts.
he even likes hip hop and hangs tough with many artists.
i guess he he chocolate on the inside?
well i like him and will allow his comeback.
get in a new show or movie.

lowkey: ryan looks like he has gotten cooch without applying any effort.
he is a father now,
but i’m sure his early wolf days were interesting.

watch first 4 episodes of secrets and lies: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

*photos credited to owners | ryan phillippe

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

12 thoughts on “Ryan Phillippe Is Definitely Not A Secret Nor A Lie”

  1. Jamari, you know he has two kids with Reese Witherspoon, right? They started fucking and got married after starring in Cruel Intentions. He’s always been a handsome dude…he just hasn’t had a role that put him in superstar status.

  2. Jamari I’ve been on Ryan since Cruel Intentions. He is one snow wolf who could get it free with a groupon!

  3. Very attractive man!
    He seems likeable too!
    This just put me in the mood for vanilla cake..mmm

  4. Wow, I have forgot about this dude right here. I saw him in a movie and its been years ago about Studio 54 Disco and though I would never say it out loud, he is one White dude who I thought was nice. I probably can count on one hand the number of white dudes I find attractive that make me feel some kind of way, and he is one and Jean Claude Van Damme when he was young. I have never ever played in the snow but if nobody is looking, I might sneak a feel LoL. I agree this dude has held up very well because usually by this age Europeans are either botoxed and shellacked within a inch of their life. This show sounds interesting, Im gone have to check it out.

  5. His naked ass in Cruel Intentions is literally the moment I realized that I was gay and I was 11 when I first saw it. Not ashamed to say that I still Google his ass pictures to this day.

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