romeo, romeo, where art tho dat eggplant, romeo? (on his onlypans, duh)

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a wolf who knows how to cook will always be sexy.
if i planned on eating whatever he cooked,
i wouldn’t be able to eat until after i got some.
do i really need to go into detail about what i mean…

romeo johnson aka @giraffe908 got our attention with marvin bienaime.
he posed nude for one of his photoshoots that he did.
romeo does a segment on his instagram called “onlypans“.
it’s where he cooks food for us but naked.


can we have him for dinner instead?
for his latest segment,
he cooked penne carbonara and his world-famous empanadas.
he even showed us the size of the eggplant too…

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k00lkeith is why i like my steak well done

there are some wolves who turn me on,
ON.
SIGHT.
it’s usually a mysterious nature attached to a nice ass bawdy that gets me.
the problem is they start talking and ruin the whole vibe.
i hate when that happens.
keith washington aka @k00lkeith is one of those wolves who is mysterious and has bawdy.
i haven’t been alerted of him “talking” yet.
i’ve posted him on the foxhole IG before,
but a foxholer sent me this picture

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i like when a man can bring the SLUT outta me (SLUT in all caps)

i am finally watching zack snyder’s “justice league“.
finally.
it’s only been like a few weeks since it released on hbo max,
but whatever.
i’ve shaken off my depression and i’m back baby.
so i’m into this shit even though i cannot remember the original version that was in theaters.
i’m trying to watch this movie,
but i had to pause it to record this for my ig stories…

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am i the only one who thinks malcolm drummer is everything?

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i’m just gonna font it:

Malcolm Drummer is sexy AF to me

he was a huge cock tease too.
i was asking myself how long is gonna keep his penis head hidden in drawz?
when he debuted that beautiful penis

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ya’ll know i luhhh biceps so this people’s sexiest man alive is a no brainer for me

i root for everyone who is black.

I root for everyone who has biceps too.

ya’ll know how much i luhhhhhhh biceps.
when you match it with a nice chest,
and a handsome face,
my drawz will find a place on your bedroom floor.
the owner of ^those biceps up there is people’s “sexiest man alive” for 2020

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lebron james is the epitome of bde

i’m prepared to font it.
dragged,
be damned.

Lebron James is the sexiest baller wolf in the NBA

i’m glad to get that off my chest.
sex appeal isn’t all about “looks” for me.
it’s about how a male carries himself.
it’s that confidence.
confidence (and intelligence) is sexy af to me.
granted that lebron comes with sick bawdy,
a confident walk,
and the best pair of bow legs.
he carries himself like he knows he is “it” and whew i-
today,
lebron put on his best cocoa butter on his way to the nba bubble.
well…
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