I AM MR. OR MRS. ANDRE MARHOLD! (NO, I AM!) (NO BITCH, I AM!)
what…
a picture.
it never fails that when a scandal pops up,
many folks start coming out the woods with a story.
everyone they was dating,
fuckin,
about to be fuckin’,
or bullied by in k1 all have something to share.
andre marhold,
who is in an entanglement with jeffree star,
has some new characters in this story.
there is the ex girlfriend…
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how to make a poppin’ onlyfans (cum in here)
have you ever wanted to start an onlyfans,
but you didn’t know where to start?
should your main focus be jackin off?
sex?
a mixture of both?
should the page be free?
charge upon entry?
what about exclusive content?
well wonder no more.
jimmy smacks is giving us a lesson in how to make a poppin’ onlyfans…
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the tatts were the biggest clue to who jeffree star is riding in this picture
in order to be in the foxhole,
your investigative and meddling skills need to be top tier.
you gotta be able to put together clues,
patterns,
inconsistencies,
social media crumbs,
solve mysteries,
and still be home on time to cook dinner for your (future) manz.
everyone wanted to know who ^that wolf was that jackal,
jeffree star,
was trying to lowkey trying to flex with in that picture.
“I’m getting some black dick so I’m desirable.”
well if they wanted this to be dl then they’re stupid.
his tatts are the main clue in the picture.
today,
i was led to this…
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can i interest you on a date night at “lovecraft country”?
can i font that even tho h.p. lovecraft was an alleged racist,
i’m happily fed that black folks are commanding his work.
we LOVE to see it.
i knew when jordan peele got involved with “lovecraft country” on hbo…
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aj dillon will crush you with his bawdy parts
i forgot just how fine some baller wolves are.
oooooooh weee.
i was in the woods over the weekend,
but the foxhole was hitting me up about aj dillon.
aj played for boston college,
but now he plays professionally for the greenbay packers.
he was in training camp a while back,
but all the foxholer was talmbout was…
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the top shelf toy story
the easier toys sit on the bottom shelf.
you know the ones that are played with the most.
they are the ones that are at an arm’s reach.
those toys get to go everywhere…
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