inside jamari fox

brava,
gabriella,
brava!
she did what every hoe dreams of doing.
they can’t be fuckin and suckin’ forever.

i’ve learned something in life:

some people gotta be embarrassed for them to truly learn.

this is why i stopped wasting my energy on those types.
it’s like they enjoy looking like idiots so bet.
shannon sharpe is a masterclass and the perfect example of…

someone IRL hit me up the other day on some:

“okay jamari,
i need you to start watching love island so we can talk about it.”

…um?
who are they talking to?
the only thing i can tell/font you about “love island” is:

charlie was on it,
some season ago,
and even HE couldn’t get to watch a whole episode.

…unless it was like one of the overseas dating reality shows giving the goods.

not only do they give the goods but they give the leakage and non-fuckin’ too.
we will font about that later.
anyhoo,
i watched a clip to see jose “pepe” garcia from last season.
all i saw was:

playing basketball came in handy for him because…

i don’t know if this has always been a thing,
or maybe my allergies are turnt TF up today,
but the bananas i bought the other day smelled…

what if humiliation wasn’t the end of the road but the ticket in?
before we pledge a frat or soror (for the vixens who read),
they drag us through public embarrassment and being hazed first.
once we endure the humiliation?
doors swing open and connections stack like poker chips.
all you gotta say is you are part of one of the many frats/sorors and boom:

kim kardashian might be the accidental godmother of this rule.
her sex tape “leaked“,
constant ridicule,
and being a punchline but yet,
the public shaming got her to billionaire status.
she is the blueprint to all the narc selfies,
nudes/stroke resume leakages,
and maybe even the “influencer” trend.
lately,
i’ve come to the conclusion…

sometimes,
i ask myself:
what forest am i living in right now?
it’s seems like a combo platter of:

a) a dream
b) a whole other timeline
c) hell
d) God’s new vision for the unserious
e) all of the above

absolutely nothing makes sense anymore.
tbh,
i don’t nothing will ever be the same.
we are too far down this circus to come out the other side.
remember ^that vixen up there?
she is the one that put the gorilla glue in her hair?

her name is tessa and because we are in the forest of the unserious,
she is going to star in a movie about,
well…

ariana grande has a song i’m really into called,
“yes, and?“.
its the song version of this:

the song was allegedly made addressing all the home wrecking rumors with her new partner.
ariana can be ruthless about the wolves she wants.
tbh:

if more people would say that one phrase when they know they know they wrong,
i’d respect them more.
making excuses to justify bad behavior annoys me.
stand in your triflin’ ass shit.

i don’t know how draya put this on the rih’s socials and wasn’t embarrassed but:

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jalen is 23 and draya is 40.
her own son is 23 too.
that is a wild age gap.
i can understand a late 20s dip in your 40s but early 20s in your 40s is out of control.
that is heading in:

“does he know how to wipe his tail properly?
“did he eat his vegetables?“.

someone dragged her for that age gap and she responded that ageism is like…
homophobia…