i’m bird box to the blind date bullshit

“OMG MY GAY BESTIE IS SINGLE!
LET ME HOOK HIM UP WITH YOUR GAY BESTIE!”
that gets my entire goat.
hell,
that gets the entire farm.
i hate that shit and it seems like it’s done to gay males by the straights often.
i remember years ago,
one of my home-vixens tried to hook me up with black vixen cosplaying,
practically a vixen himself,
white fox.

a fox.
i’m like at what point did i ask for this?
it’s like someone knows someone who is gay and assumes,
since they are both single,
they are both compatible.
i’m always hooked up with others i’m left scratching my head about.
again,
that happened to me this week…
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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (101)

these out of state gays are always causing trouble down in atl.
i mean,
that’s why i was told.
all the fights are started by gays jackals who wander into the area.
well,
this is what went down at marquette…
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lets bust some ____ and eat some _____ tonight

foxhole,
let’s go to a party tonight.
the good part is you don’t even have to wear a costume.
you don’t even need to make sure you are dressed fly either.
hell,
even dressed at all?
it’s the…
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happy halloween v. 2020

i looked outside and the kids started trick or treating at 3pm.
i always thought was a “when the sun goes down” situation,
but things are different in this new normal.
2020’s halloween is hitting a little different.
what are my plans for my halloween?
well…
flashman wade gets his big cake eaten for the first time on camera
*the following is rated XXX
viewer discretion is strongly advised.
i’m often curious when a vixen tells me they ate some straight wolf’s tail.
the question of cleanliness always pops into my mind.
males stop wiping even the highligher keeps marking the paper.
one vixen told me she makes sure he takes a bath first.
a bath?!?!?!
so wait…
He just wiped the outside real good?
What about the inside?
that’s where all the drama lies.
one wrong tongue thrust and it’s shit faced city.
flashman wade won’t ever convince me he never had his tail munched on before.
with a tail like that,
that’s usually part of the foreplay.
sooooooooooo we’re in luck!
a foxholer sent me his first time getting his tail eaten and well…
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how much millis did they pay wayne for this photo op with trump because ummerrahhh…

oh wayne…
remember when cash money was everything?
remember?
every artist on the label was pumpin’ out hits.
remember when they were all on this with “young money“:
listen,
my fav wayne album will always be carter 3.
the memories that album brings back >>
sheesh.
well in 2020,
wtf is this…
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