I JUST WANTED TO DO HOODRAT SHIT WITH MY FRIENDS (119)
i have always wanted to go to a wedding and someone objects.
i can just imagine my facial expression right now.
What if you decided to go to the wedding of your DL male?
being the gentleman that he is,
since you’ve been suckin’ his penis good since 2018,
he ends up inviting you to his wedding.
interesting to do but nonetheless.
you wake up the next day and you are told what happened at the reception.
this is what you did at the reception…
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when people say ya’ll look alike but ya’ll are actually siblings
i dunno about ya’ll but i don’t wanna date a wolf who looks like me.
you can tell a real narc mofo who’s dating their legit clone.
imagine you are one of those mofos tho…
Are you meet a male that kind of resembles you,
you fall for him,
ya’ll set up shop,
and then you find out that it’s your brother?
well after 10 years of marriage,
this couple just found out they’re actually siblings…
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i did figure out one mystery in glass onion (the knives out sequel) tho
karaoke told me to watch knives out when i went to visit her.
even before that,
she watched it and said it was excellent.
I watched it over the weekend and was INTO it heavy
the killer was obvious but i was high af.
i was expecting a twist but the killer was in plain sight.
glass onion,
the sequel to knives out on netflix,
came out recently and i decided to watch that today…
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i learned a few things with this whole megan thee stallion hate train
i’m not even gonna hold you but…
I learned a lot about some of the black community regarding Megan Thee Stallion and Tory Lanez
i learned that #protectblackwomen is a joke.
i learned that i don’t think people liked megan.
i learned that people thought tory was bigger than he is.
i learned that straight toxic black males are protected with excuses.
i learned black gays,
black trans,
black vixens,
and black kids don’t have the same protection.
it’s a sad state of affairs tbh.
the manosphere of incels has infiltrated the black straight community.
if the straight black male is getting a ton of pussy,
or even in a relationship,
he has a deep-rooted hatred for black vixens.
even with these pictures of the crime scene…
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how i welcomed in 2023
i didn’t clean.
i didn’t wash my clothes.
i didn’t do any spells or eat chicken instead of pork.
my apartment is tidy and all i did was take out the trash.
i caught up with friends,
took an edible,
and fell asleep a few hours before the ball dropped.
thats right…
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