NOT IDRIS ELBA! JESUS, NOT IDRIS!

ya know,
a few baller wolves catching the rona had me on edge.
when tom and rita hanks made the announcement they had it,
i yelped.
when idris elba announced that he tested positive for the rona tho…

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i shrieked to the heavens.
NOT IDRIS!
NOT THIS IDRIS!
it’s time to douse the forests with holy water.
Jesus take the wheel and lift off.

low-key: what are symptoms of the rona?
invisibility?

4 thoughts on “NOT IDRIS ELBA! JESUS, NOT IDRIS!

  1. Where the Ginger Ale at? Take a nap. Some of the research I saw is that when people have tested positive they are tested for a different stage. The early stage is like the common cold, the second stage is like the flu and the third stage is like what we originally know from the early reports of the virus. The third stage is the near death stage. They can pretty much cure the early stage of it but once it progresses they don’t have a cure for that. This is something they need to educate is on. We are thinking its only one virus and its an instant kill and its not. We gotta research it because they are not telling us everything which is causing this mass hysteria. For Tom and Idris I think they just have the early stage which can be cured because if they are not panicking that means we will still see them.

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