I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (72)

what happens when you have to go to the bathroom in public?
well you can either go into someone’s establishment,
put toilet paper on the seat,
and do your business.
nah,
you can do this

listen…that is nothing new.
i saw a homeless hyena do that in a train station trash can.
he ran up to it,
pulled his pants down,
and proceeded to violate all of our eyeballs.
everyone was running.
good times.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

5 thoughts on “I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (72)

  1. Blahahahaaa…I’ve always been slightly amused with potty talk, but this and these circumstances right here, I. Just. Can’t!….

  2. NY wins with the crazies, it gets close up here sometimes, but NY takes the crown LOL! I can safely say, I have never seen that and plan to keep it that way lol. I still have horrors from the cockroach story you featured on here awhile ago with the crazy lady on the train. I had a “Oh HELL NO!” moment reading that one. *shivers*

    1. Sadly, I can say I have…TWICE! There was a homeless man at the back of the bus, who stunk the bus up to high heaven with funk. When he got off, two girls noticed a nice little puddle of runny shit where he was sitting, that trailed him out the back door! Talk about wanting to throw up! Everyone had to get off the bus and wait for another one. When a person does something like that, throws up, or bleeds, they take the bus out of service.

      The second time, there was a young homeless dude. I won’t lie he was fine as hell, but dude was CRAY-CRAY! He would talk to himself, have little outbursts. He always sagged, and he had a PHAT ass…but he had the shittiest stained drawers you’d ever seen. The dude stunk so bad. Well one day he decided to take a piss because the driver wouldn’t give him the key to the bathroom. Took his dick out and pissed by the back door, smiling at everyone while he did it.

      Mental illness is real. These authorities need to stop playing around like it doesn’t happen/exist.

      1. Yup! NY wins! Officially grossed out! Thanks! -.- LOL!
        You are definitely right about mental illness. People need help out here, if people got the help they needed, just think how many people would be stopped from shooting up schools, clubs, churches etc. Or leaving shitty trails on the train lol. <That right there, is just gross.

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