many vixens today are insecure.
they do NOT want to know they are smashing a wolf who is down low.
i don’t blame em,
so this is what they go do…
they go and ask everyone if their wolf is gay.
from other vixen friends who claim they have amazing gaydar,
to their queeny friends who have personally taste tested every down low dick in america.
shit maybe even some foreign countries.
so a “closet raid” is established.
the mission: who knows?
she gives a ton of “suspect” examples of what he does,
who his friends are,
and look through his social media and friend lists for clues.
“who is he?
he looks feminine.”
look at his hair.”
“he is wearing a red shirt on a thursday.
they spend all day exhausting themselves,
looking for clues,
to solve this great mystery.
there is a twist.
there is always a twist.
the wolf they are investigating is completely straight.
the vixen who was asked tho?
the one whose gaydar is so on point?
well her man,
the one who is hyper masculine from the club.
and acts like an “old spice” commercial or a jock strap in a nfl locker room.
well he is actually on every gay website looking something not in the form of a vagina.
oh and the queens?
well he is taking in all the info just so he can confirm and then jump on that pipe.
what i’m trying to say is,
that in 2014,
you cannot just tell someone is gay by looking at a picture or a few signs.
that is complete bullshit.
down low wolves know all the tricks to get treats and constantly evolve.
they can be on social media screaming “FEMALES ONLY”.
their comment sections look like victoria secret on a saturday sale.
they play and watch sports,
can fart the national anthem,
and scratch n sniff their balls.
many go have kids to prove their manhood.
while some are super detectable like,
others have even shocked me.
you really just don’t know these days.
you could be labeling an innocent straight man gay and spreading false rumors.
stop making this vixen paranoid because you solved a few “obvious” closet cases.
queens also need to stop leading these closet raids because at the end of the day,
lets say you successfully out the dude,
he still not gonna give you that “D” so…