so i’ve never watched a “harold & kumar” anything,
but i have heard of the movies.
their type of humor is not my style of comedy.
plus,
i’ve always had bad bubble guts due to white castle.
that’s neither here nor there,
but kal penn who plays “kumar” found himself in the news.
he shocked the straights because…

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i love happy endings.
i love when the villains who did the innocent wrong get their comeupance.
it’s like the feeling we got when scar got killed by the hyenas in “the lion king”.
“die for killing mufasa,
you hoe!”
i love when real-life hyenas get jail time for all the havoc they caused while being free.
remember the 4 hyenas who were robbing and humiliating gay males in texas?
they were using the app,
grindr,
to cause chaos.
at one point,
they wiped one of the gay males with urine and shit.
( x this story was extremely disturbing )
 they were all sentenced last week and…

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 officialjt aka jordan torres has the best tits in the business.
yes,
that wolf’s tits are indeed legits.
they are the right kind of perk and plump that i need in my human body pillows.

 

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officialjt is a big deal in the land of the attentionistos.
everyone was begging for him to get an onlyfans.

You know if you are sexy,
then your next option is starting one.

your Gods listened and your dry mouths have been granted…

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zednray continues to be an interesting couple but is on-brand with dating in 2021.
you know the #couplegoals of 2021.
taking cute pictures on socials,
traveling to exotic locations,
taking all the pictures/videos down,
launching subs in ig stories,
and then getting back together a few more times until dating ptsd is gained.
what makes zednray interesting are they are two proclaimed wolves doing this.
quiet as kept,
i just told one of the foxholers that i feel like zed is secretly giving ray a good pounding.
my foxy senses have been lowkey thinking that.
 look at The Universe because an f-bi sent in an alleged “truth or dare” video…

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the pretty vixen finally watched “sex and the city” during the pandemic last year.
she never watched the show before.
i told her one of my favorite characters was samantha because of her fearless approach to sex.
she said:

“Samantha comes off like she was a victim of sexual abuse when she was younger.
All that sleeping around is not cute.
Imagine if she was a real person doing all of that.”

i still can’t unthink it.
we always talk about sex but we never talk about sex abuse.
we often focus on the female pov of sexual abuse and assault,
but many males have experienced their fair share of it when we were younger.
due to being violated at such vulnerable ages,
we lock away our inner children at that moment they were abused.
when we tried to our parents they laughed it off or intimidated us.
we often suffer in silence and destroy others along the way.
sometimes homophobia and self-hatred come from someplace deeper.
hell…

We gotta wonder if all these self-proclaimed male whores are coming from a place of being victims.

some of these onlyfans stars seem to have been victims disguised as sex-positive.
fitness icon,
shaun t,
shared another part of his truth in a recent ig video called “dig deeper“…

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you couldn’t not tell me adele’s first single would be a reggae-inspired bop.
one that speaks about heartbreak with a fuckboi on a nice dancehall riddim.
it would have us shouting “bop! bop!” as we weep.
adele teased her new single,
“easy on me“,
on her twitter…

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