well i’ll be the first to say it.
i was completely wrong about ciara and russell wilson.
i thought they were some pr constructed couple.
clearly not…
  they just got engaged.
you read right.
ENGAGED!
of course it was all caught on ig…
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even chris rock couldn’t save the oscars.
unless you were living under a rock,
no pun intended,
you know the oscars was on last night.
well with all the recent controversy about it being a “white out”,
brought on by ( x jada pinkett smith ),
we were all told to turn our television’s elsewhere.
i guess the majority listened.
according to the hollywood reporter…
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rihanna dropped “work”.
kim and ye dropped their “work”.
foxhole…
meet saint west….
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kendrick lamar is…
words cannot describe.
he performed “blacker the berry”/”alright” off his amazing album,
“to pimp a butterfly”,
last night at the grammys.
we were all at attention and had all the whites in shock in the audience.
baller wolf for the redskins,
rg3,
seemed to really enjoy the performance.
he is now up and awake.
this is what he posted on his instagram…
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…cause baby,
now we got bad blood?
so taylor swift is not to be played with.
don’t let the doe eyes and blonde hair fool ya.
she has a lot of industry pull.
i think she is some sort of secret agent.
or a pimp.
something.
anyway…
so ye has a song i love called “famous” on his new album.
it features rihanna,
but he has some lyrics going at taylor swift.
he said:

i feel like me and taylor might still have sex
why? i made that bitch famous (God damn)
  i made that bitch famous

…say what; say what?
she was all smilin’ up in his face,
getting apologies,
and this is the thanks she gets?!
nope!
this is what she said when she accepted her grammy award for #aoty…
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well i guess time is up.
my time anyway.
kerry rhodes will not bust in my foxhole,
confess his undying love for me,
and take me to some remote destination to live happily ever after.
all while providing me with his credit card to prove it.
…and then i woke up.
well actually kerry did that to someone else.
he also gave them a ring to boot.
yes everyone.
you don’t even have to guess.
kerry rhodes,
foxhole favorite,
is engaged and well…
Continue reading “Kerry Rhodes Liked It So He… (You Know The Lyrics!)” →