He Ain’t Cummin’ Up Off Those Goodies No Time Soon, Deary!

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aren’t they cute?
ciara and russell wilson making us all jealous for valentine’s day.
well not really.
see russell wilson is hot and ciara is hot ‘n’ horny.
this “abstaining before marriage” thing is killing that poor vixen.
that smile is actually saying:

“daddy.
please fuck me.
just fuck me nice ‘n’ hard.
please?”

this is what ciara had to say via people magazine
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How To Save 50 Million and Spend None of It

MARSHAWN-LYNCH-FLIPS-BIRD-FEATURED-IMAGEyou know how people think all baller wolves are stupid?
well some definitely are…
but ones like marshawn lynch of the seattle seahawks aren’t.
so marshawn has amassed about 50 million dollars in the nfl.
according to him,
he hasn’t spent a dime.
this is what yahoo finance has to say…
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Rihanna Drags Back

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everyone has been talking about rihanna’s new release,
“anti”.
my opinion it?
personally…
i love it.
i’m actually listening to it now.
sidebar:same ol mistakes” and “love on the brain“.
um.
yes.

well its different from her usual.
some wanted more bangs and bops.
its definitely not radio friendly.
no “big singles” like her past work.
she decided to go in a totally different direction.

dark
chill
sexual
moody

just how i like it.”
its not for everyone.
its “rated r: the mature version”.
i mean isn’t that what being an artist is?
well anti has gone platinum since its release.
( x entertainment weekly )
there was a lot of controversy with how she achieved it.
like jay’s “magna carta holy grail” release,
samsung bought 1 million copies of her album.
(she actually sold 400k without samsung)
many thought she cheated.
so when billboard posted this…
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Blac Chyna Stars As “Peppermint Petty”

blac-chyna-tyga-custody-battle-640x388blac chyna seems like a sweet vixen.
her cub is also really damn cute.
i felt her pain after her break up with tyga.
she gave her time,
and womb,
to that fuck-jackal only to be cheated on with an alleged pre-teen.
that had to have stung.
all while said pre-teen’s family invited her into their homes,
smiled up in her face,
but really knew what was up.
that is usually grounds for an ass whoopin’.
after they broke up,
she tried her hand at being an attentionista.
yeah.
pretty much failed.
she isn’t amber rose.
well this is what happened after i saw this recent picture
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Sam Smith Gets His “National Non-Negro Wake Up Call”

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“everybody wants to be a pineapple,
but nobody wants to be a pineapple.” – paul mooney, the chappelle show

if you visited the ( x fox-tionary ),
you know a “pineapple” means the “n” word round dese parts.
anyway…
can i say this without being rude?
okay i’m going to try my hardest.
*ahem*…

i love when the snow animals experience the “black” struggle

its all cute when they twerking flapjacks and rapping off beat…
snow animals tend to live in a bubble.
it might be ignorance or simply just being naive,
but when they get a dose of what it’s like to be “us”,
i’m always amused at their response.
#peppermintpetty
 sam smith saw his black friend have a racist encounter.
he vented with a series of tweets + an instagram message
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Uncle Snoop Dogg Has Something To Say To Jada Pinkett Smith

tumblr_nuj2pmQIcQ1uvdps4o1_500i bet he’s immune to regular weed.
like it probably don’t even make him feel nice.
i’d be scared to smoke with snoop.
he got that advanced “have you slumped” shit.
anyway…
so jada pinkett smith has everyone talking.
i hope this means her ass will be back in “gotham” next season.
the buzz is too lit.
well snoop wanted to offer her,
and us,
his opinion with some advice.
check it out…
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