no cap,
but someone was JUST telling me about some hyena who died smashing a horse.
well,
uh,
the horse smashed him (literally).
allegedly,
it’s some video on trump’s side of the internet with this craziness i refuse to watch.
i was told about this the other day and a foxholer sent me this story today…

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so i’ve never watched a “harold & kumar” anything,
but i have heard of the movies.
their type of humor is not my style of comedy.
plus,
i’ve always had bad bubble guts due to white castle.
that’s neither here nor there,
but kal penn who plays “kumar” found himself in the news.
he shocked the straights because…

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^this was my face at the end of squid game.
i’ll be the first to tell everyone about the last 15 minutes:

“Hated it.”

everyone had that same review as well.
now the whole show wasn’t terrible,
but because the decision-making of ^that red haired bozo annoyed my spirit.
it seems like my nba baller wolf fav,
lebron “king” james,
felt the same way:

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LeBron and AD discuss their thoughts on Squid Game and I briefly lose my professionalism pic.twitter.com/HWP1tHi8oK

— Kyle Goon (@kylegoon) October 13, 2021

“Get on the flight and see your fucking daughter.”

my sentiments exactly!
well the director,
hwang dong-hyuk,
didn’t like lebron had to say and well via “cnet“…

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one thing i notice about celebrities is how they treat people.
even if they’re having a bad day,
they still make time to make someone’s day.
beyonce said one time that her uncle died,
but she didn’t turn down a few fans who wanted a picture.
i had a lot of respect for her by that alone.
this is why she is beyonce and the rest are…
well…
them.
realistically…

Fans and stans pay these folk’s bills.

if someone isn’t being an asshole,
they should always show love back.
a fan wanted a picture with boxing jackal,
 floyd mayweather,
recently and he curbed him.
why?
it was because of his nails…

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i knew tiffany,
the character played by amanda seales on insecure,
was an aka (alpha kappa alpha) but it never defined her character to me.
i didn’t even know the 4 characters went to stanford tbh.
even though tiffany brings the bougie energy between the 4,
she isn’t someone that i pay too much attention to.
from what i know,
they never disrespected the aka organization on the show.
the akas (and the whole greek life) is having a fit now because aka “revolt“…

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as a black gay creative,
aiming to take his career to the highest of heights,
i have to be careful about what partners i let into my life.
i see so many gay males with good shit going on being absolutely careless.
they let anyone in their homes and up in them.

Loneliness causing a lack of common sense is the number one killer in this life.

on the flip side,
i know way too many black vixens who allow “anyone” into their lives.
i see so many black women putting up with nonsense just to say they’re in a relationship.
they get into these “r&b vixen songs” drama-filled relationships,
getting bred by the dustiest of males,
and being stuck with some loser for life because of loneliness.
courtney cox was a lawyer in atlanta who lived in an apartment building in midtown.
she decided to date a dusty and well…

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