foxhole…
the scam calls and texts are OUT OF CONTROL.
if i’m not getting a call about a car i don’t have,
i’m getting random texts about gifts for paying my cellphone bill.

“Your November bill has been paid.
Click here to receive your free gift…”

…from a 347 number.
today,
the scam Gods decided to switch things up and i got this…

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some people feel restaurant workers should not get tipped.
they feel they should raise their pay so they don’t have to depend on tips.
in the onlyfans forest,
tips are a blessing.
if someone tips you,
that means you are coming through with the content.

Many of these folks should not be asking for tips PERIOD.

…especially with 1 to 2-minute videos of streamed wackness.
i can understand legit 10 to 20 minute videos of variety content.
a foxholer sent me an alleged story about a jackal who has been stalking for a tip.
this is what was slid into my dms…

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i heard a lot of whispers about meagan good,
devon franklin,
and their marriage.
i was really confused why people were excited to hear they might be separating.
they didn’t appear to be toxic.
there are a few relationships,
celeb and people in irl,
that are being celebrated that are a legit shit show.
public or that “we are private but we’ll sub our unhappiness on socials” freak show.
they appeared to be a loving couple even though i felt she wasn’t “church lady good”.
they are officially done because…

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i have a coupon for some money off celestial seasonings tea.
i love a nice cup of tea (liquid and in my ears).
i keep forgetting to bring it out of the crib when i go to the store.
here am i forgetting a damn coupon but ya’ll are good at keeping up double and triple lives.
ernest diaz,
who is pictured above from new yawk,
had no issue forgetting to keep up his pretty busy life.
so get this.
he had…

A long term girlfriend
3 young kids
Another girlfriend
His older John that he met being a sex worker
A boyfriend who ended up killing him the other day

yeah,
it’s a lot via ny daily news…

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blueface is the kind of wolf you would see on your high school basketball team.
he is popular and everyone has a crush on him.
because of him being tall and probably has a nice-sized penis,
he has ran through most of the vixens and probably a few teachers.
in this hyper-sexual era of our lives,
people today have a ton of bodies.
blueface claims he has more than a few bodies in the last 6 months…

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i’m concerned for one of my best friends.
she is headed off to south africa for the holidays during omarion’s omicron’s world tour.
she is not vaxxed as well so her travel depends on if she has a negative test.
she is not with that vaxxed life and is into the conspiracy theories.
you know that buddy pass i had to go somewhere?

I’m GOOD.

i was supposed to go see her for my christmas present and i refused to get on the mta.
new yawk has been hit hard since omarion omicron’s feets has hit these streets.

We have had roughly over 20k cases in the course of days.

it’s like that muthafucka decided it’s time to bring us to our knees.
it’s so bad that…

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