so we are back on a whole new story with aaron hernandez.
yes.
you know this ride has to go left a few more times.
so far its:

– drugs
– wrote a letter to his gay lover
– his high school bae was the main
– clucked like a chicken and did the schmoney dance every night before bed

okay,
the last part is a lie.
it seems that most of the story has holes in it as is.
according to recent reports,
he wasn’t on drugs,
but allegedly wrote something on the wall of his cell before his suicide.
this is what it was via tmz…
Continue reading “The Many More Stories To The Aaron Hernandez Debacle” →

crazy…
i was gonna feature ^this one too because i saw this pic on tumblr.
i thought it was some young up and coming model.
he looks like a younger christian keys/drake hybrid.
in actuality,
it’s up and coming british actor wolf,
lucien laviscount.
he was in the first season of “scream queens”.
sidebar: i love his name.
it sounds so…

rich wolf who lives in the hamptons,
has a stock portfolio as his birth certificate,
 christian grey tendencies,
and is the type of person lana del rey gets depressed about

…my type?
well,
he posted a picture of his best friend of 10 years,
vans morgan,
on his instagram.
harmless,
right?
well mto claims lucien wanted to let us know he was allegedly coming out of the closet.
how?
well it was how he took the picture that has everyone assuming so…
Continue reading “When Hugging Lucien Laviscount Looked Gay AF?” →

folks be weird.
so ^that is the cake they thought kim kardashian naturally has.
which by the way is completely unattractive.
so once they found out she was having her paparazzi photos edited,
the only logical thing to do was un-follow her.
well kim kardashian lost a ton of followers since she was exposed.
the daily mail has the full expose…
Continue reading “So Ya’ll Unfollow Kim Kardashian?” →

shocked i say!
shocked!
this is one couple who i figured would stay together for the long run.
then i think how i need to get with it.
so jesse williams and his (soon to be x) wife,
aryn drake-lee,
are allegedly headed to splitsville.
shocked!
this is what ny daily news has to say…

Continue reading “Jesse Williams: From #activistbae To #divorcebae ?” →

well it isn’t bart simpson,
as i mentioned in the last entry,
but it’s “bart simpson adjacent”.
so they have revealed the alleged prison hubz of aaron hernandez.
he doesn’t look anything like the alleged “high school bae”,
but he does give the “right up aaron’s alley”.
take that how you will.
here is what he looks like via the daily mail… Continue reading “Meet Aaron Hernandez Alleged Prison Hubz!” →

**now i’m smearing allegedly all over this entry.
this entry is not FACT,
but speculation from a foxholer’s perspective and sniffing.

so allegedly,
we have an alleged lead into who aaron hernandez might have been allegedly dating.
this is what a foxholer had to present for review…
Continue reading “The Alleged Bae of Aaron Hernandez? (In Youtube Video?)” →