i’ll never forget the day i got the news aaliyah died.
i was on my way to church and her song,
“choosey lover“,
came on randomly on a cd i made.
as i listened to the song,
it felt like an out of body experience.
it stood out to me in a way i never heard before.
it hit spiritually.
as soon as i got to church,
i got the news and was devastated.
i was a huge stan of my aquarius rising sis.
the fact her music isn’t on streaming platforms gets me tite.
jaguar wright seems to think aaliyah was murdered.
this is what she said in a recent interview…
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honesty hour:

If Michael B Jordan wanted me to [redacted],
guess who is gonna be buying knee pads?

you guessed it.
*raises hands*
i’d even throw in mints for the job.
(the foxes know what mints do when giving [redacted]…)
some of these folks out here can’t hold water so the forests would know.
ex-publicist,
amir yass,
should be named “niagra falls” because…
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we truly don’t know people until a scandal about them erupts.
i always like to believe people have three sides.

The one they show the public
The one they show their close family and friends
The ones they show themselves when they’re alone

we look at social media posts,
professional accolades,
and their intimate relationships,
and think that’s who they are.
nope.
everyone has secrets.
dr. kevin rome sr.,
the president of fisk university,
is another whose mask might have been yoinked off for 2020.
he finds himself in a weird alleged gay entanglement,
even while being married to a whole woman via “scoop nashville“…
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everyone was wondering who joe biden was gonna pick as his running mate.
they were speculating today was gonna be the day that he announced.
well,
he did and guess who he picked?…
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let’s talk about sex this morning.
for those WFH,
you will have to discuss it later.

when i say “he fucked the shit outta me“,
that rarely means that my future manz hurt me in any way.
someone “fuckin’ the shit outta me” meant he kilt my shit.
he was passionate,
intensely horny,
and the strokes was hittin’ my foxhole pums on another level.
it can be “killin’ yo shit” rough or the slow “long john silver” special,
but often than not,
i’m not in regret when we are done.
so a recent video has been circulating about porn star,
phatrabbitkiller.
he had a session with a fox that had almost everyone throwing up.
the attention is in the details…

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i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot.
when i look down…

THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.
screamed like a a whole girl and ran down the platform.
rats in new yawk do not respect us,
but i think we might have the answer for their asses.
look at what was found on a train platform over the weekend via “the daily mail“…
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