^this is the toxic “pick me” shit i be talmbout.
so i’ve come to notice that the songs of today represent the climate of relationships.
ive broken them down into the many types:

“I suck.
You suck.
We suck together,
but we will be toxic because we are scared of being alone.”

“I fucks with you,
but i fucks with my side hoe even more.
Actually,
I don’t like you or the side hoe.
Ya’ll placeholders because I’m still in love with my ex.”

“I LOVE fuckin you and you love fuckin me…
We are a glorified fwb that pretend to be a couple.
We are just fuckin because it’s convenient and we both need sex.”

the gays are all of that plus:

“I want to come home to someone,
but since The Bible said men can’t be tied down to one person,
we will do an open relationship until we go nowhere.”

nothing about the music today makes you want to fall in love like the 90s and early 00s.
it’s all built on the foundation of sex,
drugs,
and bullshit.
 the following flew down my twitter timeline and reminded me of a toxic song scenario.
it’s a vixen singing the top 100 tune of:

“doing too much for a wolf,
but what has he done for her besides give her dick?“…

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it’s not a secret that many of our celeb favs are voting trump this election.
you would be silly to think otherwise.
it’s like how white vixens were so against trump,
but many of them secretly voted for him in last election.
diddy was talking about “holding our votes“,
but has changed his tune about voting trump out.
it’s being revealed they are/were good friends.
( x see that here )
the biggest celeb shocker to me is ice cube.
that was the plot twist i didn’t see this year.
he claims he went to the democrats for help and they ignored him.
50 was very honest about who he is voting for…

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king agu has really jumped out of the closet,
eh?
i have this thing that when you’re known for being mysterious,
you should give a little but still keep things lowkey.
imagine beyonce deciding to wake up one day and say:

“Fuck this!
Ima be an attentionista going forward!”

i’d be turned tf off.
some folks truly do better being a mystery.
it adds to their hype even if they’re wack or boring af.
even tho we have seen agu naked af,
there was still this mystery about him that was really sexy.
ever since he got with his new boo,
joey...
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jeffree star would be the perfect villain in a jordan peele movie tbh.
in my head,
the title of it would be called:

BBC

it’d be about a white hyena who get his energy from fuckin’ black males.
he’d drain the very essence that makes being black amazing.
once he does that,
he’d kill them and then move onto the next.
morbid af,
i know,
but sounds like a good ass movie.
well in real life,
jeffree went from andre marhold to another alleged bbc…

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like that last entry,
celebrities are only good as their last scandals.
it’s not unusual for us to like some drama in our celebs.
it sells books and movies,
but it also creates real-life characters that make us watch their every move.
believe it or not,
trump has mastered the art of it.
tyler posey,
who i didn’t even realize was the kid in “maid in manhattan” with jlo:

…and starred in mtv’s “teen wolf”,
has decided to jump the shark apparently.
he recently came out as pansexual in an interview:

but then he went here…

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when i think of social media,
i always think of the movie,
“chicago“.

If your name isn’t in the papers,
you’re pretty much a nobody.

you have to keep reinventing and causing scandal to stay a household name.
because everyone is broke,
horny,
and in need of new ways to spice up “celebrity”,
there is this recent social media competition of:

Guess How and Where I Can Fuck!

with the surge in onlyfans,
the attentionisto’s sex drives are racing like lewis hamilton at a f1 tournament.
onlyfans and pornstar,
holliwud,
wanted to give us public sex for his onyfans.
he tried it in a parking garage with @jenasysbro.
instead…

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