ya’ll gonna fuck around and ^this is gonna be the rona.
the gaddamn demogorgon from stranger things.
it’s gonna become a living monster made of mucus and needles eating people tf up.
there is yet another variant added to the list…

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i still say jason derulo got in the door when chris brown fell off that one time.
don’t sleep on him tho.
he got loyal fans and i think he’s a pretty good dancer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr-fjrg_UR4

he had ( x some of the best tiktoks ) when the pandemic first happened too.
don’t you dare ever call him another r&b singing wolf cause he will put the paws to ya tho.
he fought not 1 but 2 dudes in vegas for calling him usher via tmz…

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you know what’s fucked up about all that is happening right now?

How SELFISH people are.

how amazing that movies were actually documentaries about people’s behavior.
you’d think folks would chill out so we could get past this rona shit.
nope.
it insulting when folks say the rona is like the cold or flu.
so many people died and to say,
“oh it’s only a cold“,
is kinda fucked up.
the following story sent into me blew my whole shit.
how you gonna kill your friend because you wanted to play cards?…

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nfl baller wolf formerly of the tampa bay bucs,
antonio brown,
is always showing us his ass.
his muscular ass,
but his ass nonthelese.

he gives no fucks consistently.
i always enjoy writing about him but Jesus Christ.
so he decided to leave yesterday’s game shirtless…

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so i have to find a new therapist.
i know.
i know.
we were excited about the “black vixen from brooklyn“,
but she turned me tf off last week…

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when i’m going through something in life or things are out of control,
i will listen to a purely ignorant pop record ad-nauseum.
a few years year,
i remember that time i was hooked on “teenage dream” by katy perry.
i was working at insert stressful ass job here and that record was like literal candy.
i listened to it going and coming from work every day.
it took me outta that reality and into this “not so serious” situation she created with that album.

i can’t even listen to it anymore because it’s played out for me.

Side-word: Right now,
I’m listening to “Confession on a Dance Floor” from Madonna.
That is when I’m not listening to “Mother” from Cleo Sol and “So Far Gone” from Drake.

we are very protective over our black legends.
we always look at people crazy when they even attempt to sing a “whitney”.
katy did just that at her residency in vegas.
she attempted to sing “greatest love of all” and…

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